Vanilla Fierce!

Life in Sweatni-color

2010-08-12T20:31:00.000+05:30

Hi again.

I write this drenched, after a LONG, hard, sweaty-to say the least because recent Chennai weather sucks- and with a bowl of WICKED home cooked-by me- pasta with cheese, and another app with the name "Text Edit", on which I am typing a review of a play, Rural Phantasy[4.5 on 5] And I'm back, for good. Or bad.

The Sweat Behind The Glitter.

First of all, today was sweaty, extremely sweaty for specific reasons.

One, Chennai's heat wave will soon send me reeling and comatose on a bed in Apollo.

Two, if the heat wasn't bad enough, most of you guys know about school anniversaries. But you don't know my school anniversaries. Reason? Oldies/ Talentless who don't have the stamina to huff and puff and dance/ dance like a dead duck.

Back to the point. My school anniversary takes a lot of work. By both teachers and students. There is a

lot of Sweat Behind The Glitter.

The teachers select veththu themes. And us, who choreograph it and bunk class-which does take a lot of work, let me tell you, especially in a small campus. And today was just another day filled with rehearsals or 'practice' and my hip hurts. Yes, it does. You try standing in my pose. All that practice soaked my uniform. And created a lot of dead skin and dirty soles of my feet-come on, I climbed up stairs barefoot. Not to mention sitting in vajrasana(and smelling the school's stinky floor mixed with potent B.O that can render you reeling), which is the most painful and irritating thing to do when the floor has like, jagged tiles that cut into your feet and leave hexagonal impressions.

And if that weren't enough sweat for one day but no, today's Thursday- Dance class day. I pretty much thought somebody up there liked me because we only had to do alarippu twice and jathiswaram once. But still, it's an extremely humid hall, and I looked like someone had poured a bucket of water over my head.

So I'm tired, wet and hungry. And I come home, stand in the the-only-kitchen-hotter-than-an-oven-or-so-I-think, and make pasta. But fabulous pasta.

And I absolutely love times like these when I sit in the AC room, eating hot pasta and typing out a post. And then the bell rings, and somebody grabs the laptop and starts a post she will finish hopefully in a month or so.

I could really use a cool drink right now. Oops, there's the bell.

P.S: Again, my apologies for the lack of posts. But come back. Since this is my comeback.

More Updates!

2010-06-19T16:44:00.002+05:30

Now, I've got two egos, as displayed below the banner. If you can't find it/suffer blindness, here it is: http://vanillafierce.blogspot.com And that very alter ego, is a fashion ego. So enjoy, and remember, if you ever get featured in Chennai Chronicle wearing something awful, you'll be on my blog. Think of it as an honor, because I only feature the very best ugliness.

Yes, I'm rude, deal with it.

My Day(During Elections).

So everyday we trudge up miserably to the third floor, only to keep a sack of books that resemble bricks on our chairs and run downstairs again to find ourselves crammed with classmates and various others with varying degrees of body odour mixed with the perfume radiating from teachers' smelly makeup. Isn't that the most wonderful way to start a sunny day? Or every single day?

We then recite an extremely long set of prayers at the end of which I bet even god would've fallen asleep. Then, we meditate/pretend to meditate but actually sleep with our ears staying awake. I mean, everyone is supposed to be silent during meditation. So why does this half asleep lady with too much kohl go on and on about 'Backbone straitt cheen ap. Cheen ap, chin ap, ap ap ap' and 'elbowss taching the trunk aarmpits cloesed.'

Then, we sing the national anthem. After that, we poor saps in the ninth grade, walk up those miserably steep flight of stairs only to listen to teachers with extremely sleepy voices[seriously, why does every teacher sound like her vocal chords swallowed a 'thooka mathrai'(sleeping pill)? Some kind of gift?] and we count the seconds to the bell, only to groan and listen to another teacher for another forty minutes, who goes on and on about the same things that we learnt the previous day.

And finally, snacks break. Those with/without snacks go down, talk to people, seniors, candidates, people trying to bribe you for votes, convince you that X is the best candidate because of this and in the end, make him sound like a cross between Mahatma Gandhi and Roosevelt. But that is one of the most fun parts of the day. Then you weasel snacks out of close friends/seniors, fill up on some gossip, do 'vetti pechchu'[jobless talk] till the bell rings, and we go upstairs again.

My class cracks jokes like there's no tomorrow and we all start laughing for no reason between classes. We have matches of hand cricket in-between classes and during free classes, try to ask teachers for permission to sit in the AC library, but still, we listen to teachers for another 2 hours without breaks, then comes lunch break, spent in a similar way of snacks break, but we finish lunch and go downstairs.
But still, the guys in our class seem to stress all these words during a free class and lunch, and their fights include pushing and spitting words, such as[they spit while saying the words in bold]
"Enakku sanskrit-la pudicha oreey vaartha- 'Swaprathibhimbham'"
"Omana Phenne"etc. And I think, all those days I've spent in this class, all those punishments, and jokes and laughter, makes me think that all that trouble, seems to make school worth it.

Then we're back to class, listen to some stray candidates and their henchmen who've come to our class, and then 160 minutes of class. Bell rings. We Go Home. End of story.

New School, new news

2010-05-21T14:47:00.000+05:30

I have graduated from middle school.
I'm now a freshman. Or freshwoman. Or frosh. Or whatever wacky name that you keep for a ninth grader. And now, since I have left middle school, I go to a new building for High School. I talk as if this is some huge transition, but it is kind of, well, BORING. There it was pink[not the school! The uniform]. Here, it's pastel yellow.[Both the school and the uniform. So we're a matching set. I mean, who matches BUILDINGS with UNIFORMS?]

So here I am, typing on my sister's laptop, as I try and fail miserably at doing my holiday homework, which has to be HAND-written[8th torture of the world. The first? The mine train ride. More later]. And on an A4 sheet. No lines. As if our handwriting isn't bad enough, THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO OFFER!

You can't see it, but there's steam out of my ears.

I can't do ANYTHING! I'm stuck. What the hell do you want me to post? Oh wait, I've got one!

So we have meditation every day[sick] and we have to do all these weird hand gestures. How does a hand gesture strengthen your back is still a mystery to me, like the Bermuda Triangle. And we have to keep our 'aaarmpittts clozed' 'backbon straitttt' 'chin ap' Try it, it's so much fun!

If you didn't notice the sarcasm, then you're an idiot(old news)

Now, I'm basically TRYING to win A Chanel Nouvelle Vague: Price: Rs. Rs 1350, limited edition. It's such a pretty shade of blue. It's jade, but at the same time, aqua and periwinkle blue. I know this because of my extensive CRAYOLA crayons(267, to be exact, in various colors, including the 'State Your Color' series). Chanel is classic. To win it, I must define new wave. So I just wrote what was on my mind, when I read 'New Wave'. Actually, New Wave translates to Nouvelle Vague. But that colour, oh my god, it is so pretty. How does Lagerfeld[if he is in charge of beauty as well] do this?

This is one of the PRETTIEST colours that I have seen. Don't you agree?

Well, you should, or you are blind AS WELL as an idiot. How is that for a double deal, suckers?

Ok, now I've run out of things to say. School will open soon, and probably a Fierce Fashion blog is in the making! All coming soon, so keep your eyes peeled. Oh wait, you're blind, how can you do that?

Stop Foo!

2010-04-15T17:20:00.000+05:30

I am addicted to Omana Penne, Anbil Avan and 'Foo!'

I don't know what to say. Should I make up a story, or write what's on my mind, or what?

Ergh. I've been afflicted with writer's block for a year, which is the absolute worst, when you have a blog, or something. So I'm thinking.

Movie review? No, too 'bleh'

Blog review? Been there, done that.

10 grossest ideas on how to blow your nose? For one thing? EW.

Ok, whatever. This just isn't WORKING. I can't exactly copy off a blog, or else some high profile dudes will come and be all, "#plagiarism" "#copycat-killer-rat" etc, etc.

See? Now, that it's over, the Mr&Mrs Iyer incident was very funny, for one.

I really don't like me new theme. And Safari AND FIREFOX seem to have STUCK. Curse You Apple Scum!

This is so not working.

Now, I happened to come across this article where it said most mothers and daughters borrow clothes. And that is just putting mildly that they're the same size as their moms, whatever size they may be, that is. And there were, 'fashion tips' too, that said; "Don't pick out heavily-worked salwars and sarees; Stay away from clutches(!), large leather handbags in a single colour(What the-?) and some other stupid tips. I mean stay away from CLUTCHES? Is something going crazy within the minds of the Chennaities? Oh wait, it already has.

When I was extremely jobless(just a few hours ago) I opened Sidney Sladen's site. And from his new collection, there were actually NICE pieces. I thought I was hallucinating, but then, the next ones were all tacky.

But still, NICE pieces.

The world has officially gone bonkers.

..

2010-03-28T10:38:00.001+05:30

என்ன மா? Yirresponsible Yimepertinent YIDIOT.
Hello. I'm back! Miss me? I think you did.

I don't know about this, I don't have anything to say. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. I can just say that we have a farewell. It's tomorrow. And we haven't choreographed fully yet. But, seriously, hip hop in a salwar will look crazy.

And we don't even know if we can wear those tights/leggings/ cotton blend churidhar bottoms.

But we got good moves, and we will finish choreography by today, and have a last rehearsal

tomorrow, which I hope will turn out well. We're dancing to Boom Boom Pow, Pump It, Pudhu Pudhu, and Lose Control. Not all the songs, but, a fusion.

It's 10:38 AM. Practice At 11.
Bye Guys :)

Scrutiny

2010-02-14T19:54:00.000+05:30

When Valentines Day is analyzed carefully, it is actually a load of hogwash. I mean, a day to stuff your face with alcoholic chocolates or probably getting fed them chocolates. I bet your Valentine misses your mouth and you end up w/ chocolate lipstick smudged all over your mouth, like an Alexander Mc Queen model. Oh, btw, Alexander Mc Queen is dead. R.I.P.

Ok, so Vday is a bloody waste of time. I mean a day to celebrate, it is not. A day to supposedly stare at your valentine's face. Please enlighten me on why that is not a waste of time.

And there's this new VJ on SS Music who has this highly exaggerated accent, and ok, she's a stick with a head, but she is a complete waste of screen space. She doesn't know how to talk on TV. TR is better.

Ok, that's pretty much one short rant, for now.

Happy V-Day! :)

Zoo Wee Mama!

2010-01-24T10:44:00.018+05:30

Er. Hi.
I made a cartoon. On the Revolt Of 1857.
I will post it. Soon. I hope.

Ok, now, I know most of you probably know about the scandalous[Why am I using Gossip girl lingo here? Argh.] way Mr. Saarukes acted and ripped off Lavanya's story.

And anyway, let's move on, because I don't want to repeat the endlessly boring episode.

I was bored after the first day. Fighting with someone who made a short film of some other person's story, is not exactly my idea of a great weekend spent.

Whaddya say?

Ah now you may be wondering WHY I have a title that says Zoo Wee Mama!

Now for those who do not read the hilarious "Diary Of A Wimpy Kid" series,

this may be a little alien. But this is Rowley's cartoon. It will go like
M1:Excuse me sir, but may I see you neck for a second?
M2:Sure, but how come?
M1:Because I am a vampire!
M2:Zoo Wee Mama!

It's funnier when you read it.

Ok, so I heard the worst bit of news today. Seems our WWBK[refer post: "Yes Saaaar"] will be coming to high school from middle school with us at the end of the year. Yes, indha thollaiya indha varsham-oda mudiyun-nu nenaichen, aana ippo andha tholla nammaloda adhutha varsham varuthey![translation: We thought that this pain would end this year, but now this pain is coming with us next year!] Woe.

I don't think you have any idea of how these 6th standards put ice on 8th standards. Some days back this girl walks up to me and is like "Hi, do you know my name?" "Yeah...it's ____, right?" "Yeah" And as if they've performed some feat of the millennium, one grin appears and they're like "Cool, I'll catchya later."

But bloody the 6th standards think they're some queens of the school or something. One hell of an attitude they've got.

Okay. Done for now.

UPDATE: Mentalcase Coconut Chutney has cleared Inter. So lots of fireworks[good ones] at home.
I beat her to the update, both on twitter and on blogger. She should be ashamed XD

Wo gaad!

2010-01-16T20:31:00.000+05:30

2010 is here! The new decade is here, and i would like to start off the new year by trying to post. Frequently. And that means all the random incidents that take place in my class.

I saw Aadhavan and yeah, I saw it only now. I see that K.S.Ravi pulled Udhayanidhi Stalin along with him for his compulsory cameo-type unwanted role in the credits. It is a full and full time-pass movie that makes no sense. I think it is a "Sickening Piece Of Shit" like this critic here: http://bit.ly/4h9XoU

I would probably give it a 4.

WHY won't K.S.Ravikumar give good money to hire a proper graphics artist? For Dasavataram, he

ruined the first and the last scenes, or probably the entire movie. The graphic artist SUCKED.

He is like Sidney Sladen, and both of them are given lots of respect for their work. Who would

pay for Shitney's clothes? And who in their right mind would call the graphics in Dasavataram

'amazing'? They were crappy and looked like total amateur work.

And if the villain's hired killers don't kill the judge the first time, won't he go to someone else?

The movie sucks. Bad.

Ok, I don't have anything else to say, and I have an SST exam day after tomorrow.

Bye.

Er.

2009-12-13T20:17:00.001+05:30

I don't know what to post about. Frankly, I'm out of ideas. Total brain drain. So I'm just going to post random nonsense.

Our class holds records. For example, we have already been caught two times, the first time was because some people[you remember Mr. Dancing Queen from http://varshamohan.blogspot.com/2007/08/pudina-and-scienceno-confusion-terrible.html] made beautifully pretty designs on tables with sharp metal scales. The overall effect looked like a litter box that hadn't been emptied for a long time[or i could just call it a Sladen Design, you'd understand better]. So, the principal got to know. And then, we had to push all the benches to the back of the class. And sit cross-legged on the floor. I admit, it was fun. For the first two minutes. Then we all started groaning like hags in a parking lot. I don't even know what that means, if anyone knows, please tell me, and I'll try to rectify.
Ok, back to my class. So we couldn't even sit for 30 minutes, and each period was 40 minutes long. The worst part was that every time a teacher came in, we had to dump whatever we had in our hands on the head of the person sitting next to us and get up and go "shreeeeeegurubhyoooonamaHA!'' and they would be like "Stop stretching the words"and we'll all be like, 'yeah, whatever' and we'll plonk down on the floor again. How we survived one week is still a mystery to me.

More tales from my class will soon be put up. I hope so, anyway.

I wish there was an application that joined all the tweets tweeted by a person on a day and posts it to their blogs. Saves me a lot of trouble. But there is nothing like these long posts.

BTW, Sladen's website plays "Hung Up" by Madonna. And his catchphrase is 'Go To Luxury'. Dammit, his clothing is so impeccably classy and chic, I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to buy them.If they didn't even buy a single piece of clothing from his store, they would be incredibly sane.

I mean, just cast your eyes on the rubbish in his website. But be sure to have a barf bag near you. Or you could just have a bag with his picture on it, if the clothes didn't induce vomiting, I assure you that his face will. He's like a stick with a triangle on his head.

Hewo

2009-11-08T18:18:00.001+05:30

Hewo. I haven't blogged for a loooooong time now, and now, I want to, so I will.
I'm hypertoooting on twitter now, and it's fun.

Don't know if you've heard, but apparently, Chennai is hosting some lame-o fashion week. I mean, come on! Have you ever seen ANYONE in Chennai who has good eyesight? I'm talking about the socialites, the elite crowd, the 'social butterflies'. If you ask me, they're more like social caterpillars in serious need of metamorphosis.

Basically people say that it will be a show in which 40 fashion designers, famous Indian designers , international designers and upcoming designers from India and abroad will be showcasing their collections. And it will be like a "White Collar affair and entry is through invitation only. Only crème de la crème of the society shall make it to the coveted list. The Event will have a very high glamour and glitz quotient. The audience at the shows will comprise of fashion critics, fashion editors, buyers, corporate honchos, page3 community, models and film stars."

Crème de la crème of the society? Right, so, who are these Creme de la creme? Maamis who wear madisaars with stilettos? Or drag queens like Karun whateverhisnameis? Or maybe, they're the maamas who have zippers on their veshtis!

But seriously, if they have got Shane and Falguni Peacock and Vikram Phadnis lined up for the finale shows of Saturday and Friday, respectively, they're aiming big. And there's a grand finale too. I want to get tickets for either the Saturday or the finale show.

Check out this vid: http://chennaionline.com/video/index.aspx?vid=1531&Title=International%20Fashion%20Week%20in%20Chennai&Page=0

This woman cannot talk in english!! Someone give her lessons! And have a bucket next to you, because I think you may puke out your food after seeing Mr. TresCouture, Sidney Sladen.

-------------------------------------end of subject, for now--------------------------------------

Moving on, basically there's this movie called Thee, the original police. Wonder if anyone's seen it? Well, I had the immense pleasure of seeing that top-class movie on Sun TV yesterday, and I'm still not able to stop gaping at the idiocy of it all.

I only started seeing it halfway though, thank god I didn't see it fully. I mean, Sundar C's face isn't very handsome to look at. And apparently he paraded the streets naked in the movie. Which doesn't say much, except that the man behind the script and the story? He's a real tubelight.

And apparently, since he was an MLA or something, he got to rub chilly powder into villains' butts. Fascinating ideas, huh?

I guess that's what they mean when they say Variety is the spice of life.
Those villains got a good taste of it, I'm sure.

I was thinking.....

2009-09-24T13:03:00.000+05:30

Should I change my URL from varshamohan.blogspot.com to vanillafierce.blogspot.com?

Because maybe the stupid teachers lurking about in our school will go and search for students. But just in case, I took my blog off the search engines.

Hmm, so what have I been up to?

Well, we have golu at home, so everyday sundal and vethalapakku :)

And fortunately, I get a break from seeing the tragically hilarious faces of CMM and WWBK. But we still have to see him every Monday morning after school reopens.

Exciting.

But CMM has absolutely no taste, at all! He wears such ugly shirts! They make me wanna puke on them. But I guess someone beat me to it.

That gave me an idea for a cartoon!

By the way, is Jelly Belly any good? I wanted to buy some.

Look out for new cartoons of WWBK and CMM later on :)

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2009-09-18T13:58:00.001+05:30

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"Yes Saaaar"

2009-09-14T18:31:00.000+05:30

So..what have you all been up to? I had some exams, but today was pretty much great.
Let me update.

We have these 2 sirs, one for sanskrit and one for this cultural thing. The sanskrit sir, who had this curled mental mop of hair, came and subbed for another teacher some time ago. He doesn't know how to speak english at all. He lisps too.
Eg:
Person talks.
CMM[curly mental mop]: Hey you the boy! Why did you ah ah ah talk?i will spespesend you outside.

But seriously, since you all are old, you cannot come and see this live! Your poor widdle legs will cwack under the pwessure of climbing up our stairs. Poor widdle oldies.

CMM got a haircut btw. With one of those tiny ponytails. It looks funny.

Did I tell that our class has now got "worst class of the school" award? And something happened that the teacher blamed us dancers for. I mean what the hell was THAT all about? If we dance, they go yadda yadda these dancers are very bad blakkety yakkety bleaurgh. And if we do not participate, they go blablah these students wont even participate in one item yakkity yakkity kablooie. But anyway, they're gonna come and ask us anyway, because there arent many more people who dance.

Stupid dance teacher. She sucks.

Let's call the other sir WWBK sir[WW for weird wig, and B for braggart].He came and subbed today. We all got suspended from swimming and games because of our behavior. Now that sucked.
So, he came and subbed. I don't know what is wrong with him, because he thinks he is this great guy with a loong list of achievements and laurels and he feels that is it absolutely necessary for us to know about his new achievements. He does this demonstration every monday morning.

If we weren't depressed already, he comes and adds more. Actually its more like comic relief. But still.

And also, last year, after writing our exam, we go to our class room,and he didn't care that we copied.

*knock knock* Anything there inside your weird hair?

No Answer.

Guess not.

Okay, so today he came and bragged that he came on some show as a judge and he gave a copy of the telecast to the computer teacher[we have these plasmas in our class, for various reasons. I'll explain later.] and said its on our computer, and wanted us to see it. We were like Aiyoooo and then it came on. Well, our class started winding him up and he was stupid enough to believe us, anyway, and then in the end he gave this spl. performance, and there's this crazy tiny fringe like thing in his hair, and it kept jumping about. Seriously, it looked like it would bounce off his hollow head and land on one of the contestants'/host's head. Or the mike. But it didn't.

Sad, isn't it?
But seriously, I thought this year wouldn't be so much fun....but it kind of is.

But school will suck. Always.

2009-08-11T09:14:00.002+05:30

Great.
Just as I finished celebrating my 13th birthday in January, it's August.
4 months and I'll be 14.

And anyway, whats this OCD? Obsessive Cullen Disorder??
Sickos.
Cullens Suck! Woot Woot!
So does Twilight and everything else Cullen and Black and Swan.

Who likes Twilight? I don't. It is the WORST ever. A vamp. A girl. And a werewolf/boy with weirdo long hair.

And anyway, Robert Pattinson is so ugly. I mean, white skin isn't bad enough, and they added red spiked hair, which looks as if someone ran over his hair with a pack of dye and a lawnmower.
He looks as if someone stuck him in the freezer for too long.

And those gold and red eyes? Isn't the skin and the hair enough? But no, Stephanie Meyer had to add colour-changing eyes, because he's a ugly vampire.

A little summary of the plot.

Book 1: Bella moves to Forks and falls in love with this weirdo who wants to drink her blood
Book 2: The vamp runs away, and she starts liking Wolf-Boy.
Book 3: He comes back, and they love each other again. Wolf-Boy now acts as Bella's bother, I mean brother.
Book 4: They get married, she gets pregnant and to make her and her baby survive, she becomes a vamp.

Did I mention that the Cullens were part of the "Good Vamps" Club? And there was a stupid fight and everything with vamps all over the world coming together??

Oh god, Stephanie Meyer needs glasses because, as if a vamp family in a room isn't ugly enough, now they have to bring vamps all over the world together in a room?

Twilight: The next big Bore. And Ugly.

No School :0

2009-08-11T09:11:00.003+05:30

Yes, no school because of swine flu.
Everyone is buying masks as people die due to it.
Hmm....

Our exam is canceled anyway :) English Literature. It sucks.
We wear masks and sing
I yam mighty cat masked niyander.

Theme song for a swine flu cartoon.

Cartoon coming soon! :)

Oh, hi again.

2009-08-07T21:27:00.000+05:30

I now will faithfully try to post at least 10 posts a month. I haven't been posting for a looooooong time, and I am so sad, because I used to get 10 comments and more, but now, I am surprised even if i get more than 5 these days.

So, who has reached a mind block recently?? I have. And it is still running. Internet is getting so boring. And there is nothing interesting to talk about, except the reasonably cool weather in chennai.

*smack*
Sorry, I just killed a mosquito. Kept bugging me.

So, what else have you people been up to? I don't really have anything to talk about, run out of ideas. Anyone got any tags for me?

wassup with your uneventful life?

2009-07-10T21:50:00.002+05:30

do you people only like a post with less than 10 words on it? Oh wait, don't answer that one, because you all are lazy bums. Ha!

The truth hurts. Haven't you realized it yet? I'll answer! Yo u haven't!

9:52 pm. Friday

Found my scale scribbled on. Great. Little brats.

Why is the AC on anyway? I'm starving one second, bloated the next. What happened?

9:54 pm. Same stupid day.

Mosquito blood on my hands. How nice.

129 followers on Twitter already? With StellaMcCartney's official Twitter page on the list?

Cool.

9:56 pm

Why am I even writing this? It's not like you vetti people will read it.

10 pm.

Bye losers. I have dance practice tomorrow. Ha. And Free invite to Kamaraj Memorial HAll on the 21st for school anniversary. I think its on 21st or 22nd or 23rd or whatever.

podangoyyale.

Shreegurubhyonamahaaaaaaa

2009-06-28T13:53:00.000+05:30

[Note: That starts low and goes high. You won't get the joke, because you haven't seen it live. And you haven't seen it live because you all are a bunch of oldie-bums who cannot come to 8C, because you're too old to mix with us "youth" :P]

So, as I told you, I am in 8th and I am jobless. Last Bench. Stupid teachers. Especially the one who goes
"Shreegurubhyonamahaaaaaaaa". So I don't wanna get ensnared by the teachers if they accidentaly come by my blog, so no names disclosed.

So, as I was saying, this teacher first came to our class and asked us to tell our names with an adjective that started with the first letter of our name, for eg. Amazing Anna. I went with Vivacious Varsha, after debating whether "Vanilla-Fierce" was a word in the dictionary.

And then, we had this psycology lesson on how to learn to appreciate yourselves. Which went like
"Say thank you to your nails, legs, feet, hair"

??

Wet head is my head now. I figured the Peter Answers secret! :D And I know how to get spoilers.

So, the call of doom[anniversary practice. If you want to come to my school anniversary, feel free to come by, and watch a "too much glitter" event. Will post details later!] will call tomorrow. And I will come home like a wrung dishcloth.

That's all for now.

...

2009-06-07T13:15:00.001+05:30

How do you like the new Vanilla Fierce?

It's time

2009-06-04T13:10:00.002+05:30

YSR was fed up!

It's time to announce the winner of Super Singer 2008, and that is

*drumrol with cheesy countdown*

AJEESH!

Haha, aapu Ravi! You are such an idiot. Chuuma with one loosu paatu selected[kallai mattum kandal, composed by Himesh Reshamiyya]. Ennamo perusa kizhuchuta maari scene podaradhu. Hahahahahahahaha! YOU SUCK!

Poor Renu, she sang very well, but at least if it wasn't her, I'm happy it's Ajeesh.

Ok, enough of that stupid program.

Moving on, I am now in 8th! Whoopie. Well it isn't much, but be a little more happy because here come the stories from school, which is the 2nd best part of the stories. The best is watching it live, but you are all too old to come to my class.

Amazingly, we have these books which are all colorful. Our science, social studies, and other extremely boring subjects have color pages. Padichu kizhikka koodadhu, but i don't think anyone will miss them.

The other thing is I will finish Project Runway Season 4 In record time on YouTube[2 weeks]. I wanted Rami to win, but I know that Christian will win. Rami. Christian. Jillian[she's good too!]

Coming up on my list of things to do today

> Comic book Characters[my own comic book creations!]

>36 pages of Sanskrit Handwriting

>By-heart lots of songs[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!]

And more!

Haha! Stay tuned to my blog and my twitter updates!

More letters!

2009-05-02T11:46:00.002+05:30

Dear Politics,
Congratulations! You win the prize for "Most Annoying Thing" And you win.... these letters!

Dear Politics,
Don't you think that the good parties should win and not the others like how it's been happening now?

Dear Politics,
I hate you!

Letter

2009-05-02T11:35:00.000+05:30

Hi Politics.
You may not know me, but I know you very well. You have come into my life twice, which includes this year. As always, you have left me disappointed. When you visited us in 2004, you left us with one dubakoor mama and this year, because of elections, you made us have IPL in South Africa! When I found that out, I got so mad, I wanted to kill that guy who did this, and I still am.

So basically, this is a very short, but not a sweet letter. I would've told you that you're a domar dog, but why bring cute animals like dogs into this? Okay how about vethu vettu. Yeah that works. Vethu Vettu. Sappai Kamanati. Dubakoor mama. I think that's clear.

Thanking You[for nothing!]
Yours Sincerly[Not!]
Vanilla Vats.

All of this may or may not be fiction. Fiction is in the eye of the beholder. Ha! It's up to you to guess if this is fiction or not.

2009-04-13T20:22:00.000+05:30

Farting is the new black, and its all the rage with the politicians.

I got back from Kumbakonam yesterday. Very nice trip. Best part? Well, basically we always took this route every time[we make yearly trips] but unfortunately, there was a sign in front of the bridge[on our route] saying something like "No heavy vehicles allowed, 2-wheelers can go, and cars have to drive really fast to get through" or something like that. Anyways, we we're like, okay let's take a detour, but it was a 60 km detour. So what we did was we went over another bridge, after asking people for directions, but at the end of the bridge, there was no road. Nope. Nada. Zip.

We spotted people in tractors coming over to us and asking stuff like "Where are you going?". In tamil, obviously. So we're like "kumbakonam", and they went, "Well, you can hitch up to us and we can go cross-terrain to the other side of the bridge".

So we're like"Okay, how much?"

He says Rs.300, and after a hurried conference, we say okay.

My dad made this offer. He was like, "Come, let's ride on the tractor". First I thought he was joking. But then he asked me again, and I said OK, and I told my mom that I was gonna ride on the tractor with my dad.

Bad move.

Guess what happened and win a free trip to the place you are right now, along with the food which you can buy now OR the food in which you're stuffing your face with right now!

*ahem* Before you get excited, let me finish.

We rode in the vehicle. Cha. But it was pretty good, because it was a Tempo Traveller, and it went up and down like a trampoline. I rolled from my seat to the one across, and landed with a laugh and a pillow[ahh..]

And also, I saw 3 owls.

What's happening?

2009-03-23T20:39:00.000+05:30

Current Scenario

I have Hindi exam tomorrow.
My exams get over on the 3rd of April 2009.
I find my exams pretty easy.
I am currently addicted to Twilight.
I didn't see the Pink Panther 2 movie.
I am typing on Lavanya's laptop[ or as she prefers to call it, her "lappy". Sounds like nappy.]
I have mosquito blood on my hands.
I will be going to Bangalore ALONE in May.
I don't wanna be shuffled to another class!
I kinda like PCD's Jai Ho.
My dad's here. Bye!

And now...

2009-02-25T19:48:00.000+05:30

I am taking a [hopefully] short break, and that is because unlike [most of]you who have passed out, I have to study & YES I HAVE TO!!!!

And when I'm back, I'll give you a Pink Panther 2 review.

Jai Ho.

The height of stupidity = 169 cm

2009-01-25T16:58:00.000+05:30

169cm. Not my height, doofus Ram. It's Lavanya's.
Let's rewind and replay, shall we?
L: Our Movie Land number is &@) right?
V: No dumbass, it's &#) !
L: Oh.

L: Varsha, naa ippo Meet the Spartans paaka poren.
[Varsha, now I'm gonna watch Meet the Spartans]
V: Ennavanalum pannu.
[Do whatever you want]
L: *ignoring comment* Ey, CD-a Movie Land kaaran kudukave illa! What nonsense is this!
[Hey, the guy at Movie Land never put the CD inside! What nonsense is this!]
V: Aiyiyo![mock pity]
{Oh no!]
L: Phone-a kudu di. Ippove Movie Land kaaran ikku phone pannaren!
[ Give me the phone. I'll call the guy at Movie Land right away!]

On the phone

L: Hello, Movie Land-a? Sir, naa ippo than Dostana-va return panni Meet the Spartans-nu oru padam-a borrow pannen. Aana adhula CD illave illa. Eppadi?
[ Hello, is this Movie Land? Sir, I'd just returned Dostana and I borrowed Meet the Spartans. But there is no disc inside! How?]
Man: Naa vechchene, check pannitu. Naa thane card-la ezhudinen! CD irundhudhu! Neenga innu oru dharava paathutu phone pannunga ma.
[I kept it inside, after checking. I only wrote on the card! You check once more and call back madam.]
L: Oh. Okay.

L: Damn, where's the disc???????????
V: *points towards the top of Income Tax Vat and Service Tax book, in front of her on the desk, where the CD was*
L: Oh.

*hoots of laughter*

Globe-tastic

2009-01-12T19:56:00.001+05:30

At the Golden Globes which apparently stand second to the Oscars, I have a post about it, with the winners, and actually Slumdog Millionare won 4, I repeat, 4 Golden Globes and the maximum for this year.
We have the MAIN winner, for whom this post is for, and you very well know who, and if you don't, you're an idiot who doesn't read the newspapers, online or otherwise.

But, since nincompoops like the above are always present, I'll give clues. Like the one where he beat Hans Zimmer[I know most of you don't know who he is] but he's a legend, know that.

Nincompoop says: Oh, I get it! It's A.R. Rahman!
Me: And we have a winner!

It's a wrap! (well, almost)

2008-12-27T19:46:00.002+05:30

2008. It's coming to an end. I feel like only yesterday I wrote that wrap-up of 2007, and here we are, waiting for this eventful year to come to an end, and at the same time, we don't want this to fade. So we have this roll-call of events that happened this year. And my 50th post for 2008!

That's a more melodramatic version. Here, see it the "vanilla" way.

200 is ending, while we don't want it and want it to. And we have this "year of vats", another fancy word for wrap up of 2008 events. Let's go month-wise, shall we? And this is gonna be a long post, one of ym hardest as well. Hyper links take SUCH a long time! There's no "hyper" about it.

January:
My 12th birthday, on the 4th.
My VI-C class got a class court(paper ball massacre, remember that one? If not, go here) on the 9th and our 5th Science teacher.
And we got a new Bio teacher(Read about her here)

February:
We played throwball with teachers. Read it here.

I told the Bloggifyers Munnetra Kazhagam what I liked, disliked and kablooieliked. Read it here.

March:
I found Puratchi Tsunami Sam Anderson. :D
(Some of the videos might not work on this post now)
EXAMS OVER! :D

April:
I wrote "Thinking back is a tiring process" and got 24 comments! 24!
HOLIDAYS!
And a lot more posts, like:

Go read, I think you'll enjoy.

May:
I went to Peter Fest, wrote an article on it, and got published!
Okay, so you read the "Official Published Article" here and now:

Creativity Fest at Crossword, T. Nagar

By Varsha Mohan
Class 6, PSBB School, T. P. Road, T. Nagar

On the 5th of May, I had attended an Arts and Crafts Fest at Crossword in Kuppu Arcade, Venkatanarayan Road, T.Nagar.
It was organized by Mr. Rajashekar, the stores manager and was hosted by Shweta and Shantru. It started off at 6:30 pm with a welcome note and all of us introducing ourselves.
A dozen kids of all ages, from 3-14 came here and had a fun time.
We were divided into two groups, one for the tiny tots and one for the elder ones. We played lots of games and created fun items.
The tiny ones made a small teddy bear, which they got to name themselves. One of the bears was named 'I don't know'. Then they sang a fusillade of rhymes.
The elder ones had to create a Mickey Mouse key chain hanger made out of ribbons, chart paper and thermocol. It was really a messy activity but a load of fun.
There were supposed to be some contests but they didn't have time.
Crossword is also a nice place to buy books and if you have time, just sit and read. Shwetha, one of the hosts, also explained to us about animation and taught us how to draw cartoons, starting with a simple circle. There was time for all of us to talk about our favourite cartoon character, which I stated as Candice or Ferb from Phineas and Ferb, a show on Disney Channel at 4:30pm on Mondays-Fridays.
All of us there at Crossword had a great time creating items for ourselves with unique touches.
I made a lot of friends there and if you go there, may be coming Sunday (May 11) at 6:30 pm, you can also participate.
But don't worry if there is no fest on that day; spend time with yourself, reading books. It'll be nice to catch up with yourself. I had a blast, and I reckon that you'll have as much as a blast yourself.
And my version here.

I put pics of myself on my blog, here.

I admitted I was a slob here. And I wrote an account of my train ride here.

June:
School opened. Darn.
YOCee gave me a page( It's listed here.)
I got grandoise thought listed here. And I gave this post me the slob(again!) here. And understatement of the century was made here.

July:
Not much, just one post. And it was like a battle-ground one, where Lavanya combats inoruvan. Read it here.

August:
50th post! =D
Sore losers documentary
Ranted my interests.

September:
Best field trip ever.

Paulina replied to my post(On Stardoll)
I created cartoon versions of you people.

October:
Me, Mich, Moi: A post about me

November:
Tags, Rants, Publishings and quirks:

December:

BTW:
Nach All Night
AND THIS POST! Obviously!

I've been thinking about this real funny situation, That will be posted next year.
P.S: Look, I spent two days on this particular post, because it was SUCH A LOT OF HYPER LINKING.
So you'd better comment.

BTW:

2008-12-25T09:08:00.003+05:30

You're all idiots. And bamboozled suckers. Brainless. Dweebs.

And that's true for Some People. Not for the rest.

Nach All Night

2008-12-13T09:46:00.001+05:30

Hi Hi! I had THE most awesome time yesterday, from 8 pm to 9:45-10 or so. I went to my cousin's place, where she had a mehendi function, because she was getting married. And they said dancing, singing, etc, were involved. I thought I wouldn't participate, but I definitely did. I danced, didn't sing. From 8:45 to 9:45. And hour of dancing! Man, that was fun. My cousins we're all there and they danced as well. Super treat for us. And snacks and dinner was there as well. And this might seem surprising but we danced non-stop. Any song, you name it, we did it. I danced with the mehendi not taken of like many of my cousins. Dance all night wasn't my goal, until I started. And then we did achieve it, sort of. We danced a lot, till it was time to go home. I think that was a good mission accomplished.

Oh, and I finished my PET(Primary English Test). It was better than last time, we didn't have Mousy 2. Cha.

Countdowns! :D

2008-11-30T16:58:00.000+05:30

I love countdowns. It means what you want is coming closer! Yay! Like:
The fact that I am 35 days away from my first day of teenage years! For all the people who are like "Mera Bulb Fuse Ho Gayi", it means I'll turn thirteen in 35 days, the 4th of January. And you are SO dead if you don't send me an e-card!
And we're 31 days away from the New Year! So, come one 2009, we're ready for ya!

I think.

I AM BETTER THAN YOU :P It's true

2008-11-25T19:43:00.001+05:30

Hello, I got PUBLISHED! And I'm going to get published again, for school magazine. :P
MY beautiful blog! Read it and weep! Or, see it and weep! Suckers! HA.
Look it's something I can boast about so shut up. Chutney, didn't you run around like a headless chicken when you got a link on desipundit? Lots of people do that. Of course, Chutney, don't you DARE oppose me in any way. I got published. What's your problem? Click on the images to get clearly.

I am

2008-11-16T12:50:00.000+05:30

Supposed to be studying
Supposed to be happy
Supposed to be sleepy

Guess the correct answer and win a prize.

Gab-Gab-Gab

2008-11-12T21:29:00.000+05:30

Gab-gab-gab-gab-gab-gab-gab. Chatter-Chatter-Chatter-Chatter-Chatter-Chatter-Chatter. Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah.

On the phone for an hour and a half actually. When I stepped into the house, she was on the phone, and she still it? What has she got so much to talk about, anyway. Some lame stuff about her life which I don't think anyone likes to hear. So 2 things I want to make very clear:
> One: I think it's really irritating when you are hungry, it's six in the evening, not time for dinner, stark-starving hunger pangs, and mother's gone somewhere, one thing is clear for me. "I WANT PASTA". And where is that sister when you need her? On the phone, going gab-gab-gab till I find myself a snack and even after that.
> bonkers is what the big sister is. BONKERS.

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The above is both fiction and non-fiction, in a way. The characters, fictional. Story, non-fiction. Any resemblance to real people is purely coincidental.

Why?

2008-11-08T11:00:00.000+05:30

How would you feel if you worked really hard on a post and you didn't any comments?
How would you feel if you go to everyone's blogs, and comment even though you find it hard?

Sad, right? Well, that's how I feel right now.

So, you visit my blog regularly, but you don't comment on a post that took me 3 hours to write, and you just don't comment. Why?

I loved it when I saw 24 comments on "Thinking back is a tiring process"

Is my blog not interesting enough? Or is it too boring or am I too obnoxious?
I'm on the verge of tears here people! You'll think "Aiyo, why is she so moody and taking blogging seriously? She is stupid, that's what she is." You may want to know that I take blogging seriously, and that's a good thing.
So all I want to know is why. Why, why, why, why?

Quirk, Quirkier, Quirkiest

2008-11-03T22:13:00.001+05:30

And quirkiestest. Ha.

Tagged by Loonie-Petunie herself, I will describe almost all the quirks I have.

1. Making up new words: I go from wackiestest to worstest. It's really easy for me, can't be the same for you.
2. Wake up in the morning or the middle of the night the first thing I think about is "Get back to sleep!"
3. When I eventually get on the computer, I don't wanna do anything. But when I see my sister on it, I WANT IT BACK! NOW!
4. I know every single dialog from Finding Nemo, most of Music and Lyrics.
I quote-
Hugh Grant: "I've been living with a shadow overhead,
I've been sleeping with a clown above me bed"
No that's not right, it's not supposed to be "clown"
Drew Barrymore: Well, that's because it's "cloud"
Hugh: Then you should write more clearly.

Well the above is umm, how do I put it?
Alright they have to write a song and they're singing it to the receptionist as Hugh's serviced apartments. And after they finish the song and sing it, he says" You might want to know I'm tone deaf"

5. Even though I don't live in USA, Go Paris Hilton! :D
You should see her "Paris for pre-si-dent!" music video. But I think I'll go with the majority,or so I've heard. If I had a chance, I would vote for Obama. Anyway, I owe that guy big-time because his picture came in very bad quality in my Social paper and I could only recognize him because of his stripy tie. Thank you, Obama!

6. I just write what's in my mind. Never mind how obnoxious it is!
7. Everyone just reach out your index finder after licking it and put it on your forehead. Now, doesn't that make you feel better?

8. Sarcasm is one of my strong points.

Expecting a long post? TOO BAD!
I'm only 12, wait for me to grow up and I'll continue. If you are an impatient blogger, get the hell outta here! Because I take things S-L-O-W-L-Y

One last word. . .

Me, Mich, Moi

2008-10-22T17:57:00.007+05:30

Abba-wuh, right? Instead of beating around the bush, this is gonna be all about me, so shut up and listen!

Look, the name's Vanilla Vats. Good at trashing people(who will remain anonymous, because I feel a little sorry for them). Also, I am quite good at studies and actually know how an ice-cream looks like(Irrelevant. Yes, I know.) I can pull of a lot of rude words if I want to and get away with it because I'm the goody-goody in class, that is when the teacher's there, of course. I am OK at Photoshop, apparent computer genius in school, and am very modest :D

Dreams?

NIFT, maybe? Addicted to dressing people up, I think a course in designing isn't that much of a bad choice.

Also, it is very hard to make people come back to your blog, well that is what I think. You keep having to go to everyone's pages which I don't understand(the posts, that is) and have to comment. Being frank here is a good thing.

Obsessions, if any?

Yeah. Stardoll, dressup games, Facebook(recent update) reading, eating? I don't know, go away!

God, it's so hard to write a post about yourself because sometimes you can't remember every single thing about yourself and secondly these mosquitoes are killing me! AAAARGHHHH!

Alrigh. Funny moments are something which have occured so many times & I wanna name a few. May I?

Nah, I don't really care upon your poinion anyways. (Yes. Obnoxious and happy)

Today, on the 22nd of October 2008, rain lashed Chennai as our school students full of glee ran in the water and basically made the teachers mad. So this girl, she sees her mom and she goes like:

(Mom wearing pants)

Student: Amma, Amma!(Mom, Mom!)Pull up your panties!

Mom: Whaa..?*looks down*

Alright she meant to say "pants" instead of "panties" and horrifically failed.

Eerrghhhhhhhh

Random nonsense is shown above.

I'd also like to say why I read everyone's blogs(Well, I try to!)

>Chutney: She'd kill me if I didn't

>Neon: It's randomly funny. Non-lame-o. At times.

>Ok: Umm...reading aargh is good for you? I don't know! Dude! Get a new idea book!

>Shenoy: Funny. REAL funny. The videos make me ROFL.

>Lemonade: Pretty....

>maxdavinci: Saves me money on bogus movies.

>gradwolf: It's all geek to me.

>Krish Ashok: Funny when I can understand. If not, then it's just random words strung together.

>busy-writer: =)

>BPSK: Humorous.

I'll get back to all of you ASAP, ok? Bye for now.

(God, I sound like Geetha Ramani aka rasogulla)

ttyl?

No! This isn't chat!

Toodle-oo?

I sound like Mickey Mouse.

This is obnoixiousness at it's very best, signing off?

That sounds like a news channel.

Oh, I got it!

Dhanyavadhaha!

Kids, don't try this anywhere.

2008-10-11T14:52:00.000+05:30

Yes, the title serves as a warning. Kids, if you go on a field trip or one of those DEAS trips with your teacher, make sure that there is a person willing to make the teachers dance and do karaoke. I am warning you. If you pay no heed, you shall suffer a wrath. A very serious wrath.

You may be like this when you set out
=D

But when back:
xP

So, are you guys ready?

Okay, let's begin.

It was a normal field trip starter. The bus had Sivaji(pirated!), so we watched till that "Balelakka" song starting. Then we started an Antakshari game, boys versus girls. Normal fun. When we reached that place we were like "Aiyyo"

But then we reached the artificial hill, full enthu only. Climbing up, running/ rolling like maniacs down. And I got scratched in two places! And got heavily tanned(Boo-hoo). Then it was lunchtime(My favorite part-obviously!). Some crack gave us some lecture about global warming. You know, someone should've told him that rubber was burning in the garden. But then we went to the playground and we ran in socks, got wet, ran barefoot, threw bottles at nitwits and played tag among that HUGE place. After that, me and 3 of my friends took our backpacks, placed them under the HUGE tree and settled for some gossip. Then it was Bottle Tag. Again. After we had our lunch, we got on to the bus, and settled down. That's where the fun started.

You see, my class is koothu class. 7-c-nu ketana school full-a theriyum. 8-c-a aaginadhu kaparam. we shall be the dada's. So what happened is:

Boys vs. Girls Antakshari. Continued.

G: Naan Nalayitaal!!!!

B: Loosu Penne.

G: *some song*

We got fed up, and continued SIVAJI. Then the boys started singing Naaku Mukka. They danced as well. You name it, they did it. Ballroom, jazz, bharatanatyam. Of course it was quite *ahem* gay.

But THEN.....

We shouted:

G: Dance Dance Dance! Go dance ma'am!!!

We asked the 2 teahcers to dance with the boys. And guess what.

It worked! Both danced to naaku mukka sung by girls and boys. So you see, kids shouldn't try this at home because this led to the driver putting the brake suddenly while 76 people(74 students, 2 teachers) almost toppling over. I fell down. My throat was sore, my body was aching. But we owe it to the boys of our class who made our field trip the best.

Devuda, Devuda yezhu mala devuda

Chooduda chooduda, enga pakkam chooduda

engalum ullangal ellame vairangal

nee konjam pattam thitta da,

Repeatu?

P.S: Add me on FaceBook!

September already?

2008-09-30T11:43:00.001+05:30

Sigh.

3 months to December.

Seems like just yesterday it was January. I wonder how long it'll be before 7th standard will end.

Cartoon or Caricature, anyone?

2008-09-23T16:32:00.009+05:30

Yes, I'm finally back and look what I've got with me! The class of bloggers with their photographs. Roll Call!

It's amazing at what inspiration you can get from a cranky teacher. Admit it, they are impressive. And don't forget APT. Although Wicked's was hard. Couldn't decide what complaint. And Neon(happy now?) looks good too.

Ain't inpiration grand?

Update: Thanks to a little bit of genius from chutney the great, I've managed to get the image out proper. Yay! :D

Booyah!

2008-09-10T20:58:00.002+05:30

Oh my god.

I'm really on Cloud.No 9 as I smash through another fast-paced super-cool day in the life of Vanilla Vats.

First, I reply to a discussion on Stardoll in Club AskPaulinaGirls, created by Paulina Porizkova. And she has replied to my answer! Read this:

#87 - Posted 1 minute ago
Paulina Girl Owner	moviestarcelebs said: Um, yeah me again. The Hadron Collider has already started and NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN. It's just protons smushing each other. Chin, up chickie! Anyways, as shyghettobaby said, we'll all die together, although we are mostly good, heaven and hell would be filled with past people, so traffic jam alert! Joking. xoxo LOL. Funny!

Oh wow. Is that great or what? Well, it gets better! How? Well, I just took a test on rational numbers(which you may think "What crap, it's damn easy, well I just started, so Genius of the Year and Ph.D Blah-blah nerd, we could do without your inputs)and till now, no-one has got it right, i.e, 9/9. And I, just got everything right, beating the maths whiz of our class. Whoop-de-doop!

Hah! Beat that for a great day!

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit

2008-09-05T10:04:00.003+05:30

Seriously, I cannot get fed up of this song.

Here are the Lyrics:

I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me watchya want)

I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me

(Tell me watchya need)

I'll need a
Credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet

(Been there, done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me

(So how you gonna do it)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny as we just won't eat
And we'll
Hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair and well,
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free

(I'll have the quesadilla, haha)

I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me

(So how you gonna do it)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny as we just won't eat
And we'll
Hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we'll
Hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a Drug dealer on speed dial, well
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star

I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

Well we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny as we just won't eat
And we'll
Hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we'll
Hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star

Kids, don't try this anywhere

2008-09-02T16:08:00.009+05:30

You see, my class is koothu class. 7-c-nu ketana school full-a theriyum. 8-c-a aaginadhu kaparam. we shall be the dada's. So what happened is:

Boys vs. Girls Antakshari. Continued.

G: Naan Nalayitaal!!!!

B: Loosu Penne.

G: *some song*

We got fed up, and continued SIVAJI. Then the boys started singing Naaku Mukka. They danced as well. You name it, they did it. Ballroom, jazz, bharatanatyam. Of course it was quite *ahem* gay.

But THEN.....

We shouted:

G: Dance Dance Dance! Go dance ma'am!!!

We asked the 2 teahcers to dance with the boys. And guess what.

Devuda, Devuda yezhu mala devuda

Chooduda chooduda, enga pakkam chooduda

engalum ullangal ellame vairangal

nee konjam pattam thitta da,

Repeatu?

P.S: Add me on FaceBook!

Oh My GAWD.

2008-08-31T21:11:00.003+05:30

I just found out that I am the ONLY person who wants a career in designing. I mean, what thei'd like to make hell? I can't have different dreams or anything? Even my friends think that's an idiotic idea. Well, I want to put it officially on paper(well, as far as blogging is concerned, this IS paper) that

1. Vanilla doesn't give TWO HOOTS about what everyone thinks.

2. Vanilla doesn't give TWO HOOTS about the part that her friends are sorta stupid, if you ask her.

So, did you get my message or not? If not, be ready to fell the pain in your eyes, because you make me annoyed. Ooooh, I'm so angry that I could just...never mind.

Ignore the stupid scribble above. Just ranting, raving, you know, the usual.

*yawn*

Anyone up for poker?

-Vanilla Vats

P.S: Seriously, I know how to play poker. Don't ask questions!

Sore Loser

2008-08-30T10:58:00.005+05:30

Sore losers make up about 70% of our class, including girls. Losers are everywhere, even on the Blogosphere, but let's dedicate this post to the sore losers.

MOST sorest loser in the world, he/she/it lost to a six year old at a running race. He/she/it is apparently the fastest person in class and has the IQ of an ant, because he/she/it is an ant.

Sore Loser#2 Football crazy person who hold an Olympics for arm-wrestling.

Sore Loser#3 Weirdo teacher who gives us two days for a play and 2 weeks for writing notes.

Sore Loser#4 Trying to be macho-cool-dude-who-wears-a-hood-on-his-head.

Sore Loser#5 Wacky-voiced sports person who loves Bon Jovi( not that the Bon Jovi part is the loser part)

Sore Loser#6 The dim-witted 8th Std girls, who choreographed "AEROBICS" to Axel F with a remix done by a person who-thinks-he's-cool-but-isn't.

Sore Loser#6 Tone-deaf wimp who sings "One Love" with an air guitar. All caught on tape.

Sore Loser#7 Trying-to-be-funny-but-isn't-person who sings Tamil songs and pairs up other people.

Sore Loser#8 Monkey-faced attu of a bowler who bawls when someone slaps him.

Sore Loser#9 Sam Anderson. Need I say more?

Sore Loser#10 Idiot-who-tries-to-be-cool and person-who-switches-friends-like-some-crappy-girl.

Sore Loser#11 Person who thinks she can sing but really can't and is sing a song written by her and another kooky friend.

So I guess I'll just wrap it up with THIS:

Sore Loser#12 L-A-V-A-N-Y-A

The big five-oh

2008-08-01T18:12:00.004+05:30

So this is it. This is the long-awaited 50th post.And the first completed year. Yes, it's true. My blog has turned one. And no, there is no treat for you. So, you will be experiencing a more experienced experience, if you know what I mean. This post is going to be all about me, in 50 points. So if you don't like me, well, I suggest that you leave immediatly or have a delicious knuckle sandwich.

So, you want to know about me? #1Well, I am Vanilla Vats, 12 years old, PSBBian.
VII-C-ian.
World-ian.
Moving on. #2 I really hate people who irritate me for no reason whatsoever.
#3 I am getting a dog soon. So if you come to my house and you are mean to me, I'll set my dog on you.
#4 I like to hate people. Especially people like Anjali.
#5 Thank you for reading my blog
#6 If you ever use YouTube, make sure you save the Sam Anderson Videos.
#5 I have a sound number of pen-pals. Yes it's true.
#7 I like my taste. If you don't like it, it's your loss
#8 I am obnoxious. And if you've just realized it, congrats, you've won "Nerd of the Year"
#9 I think that how many ever times I see "The Suite life of Zack and Cody" or " Hannah Montana, I will still laugh.
#10 Don't bug me.
#11 Shut Up.
#12 I hate it when Lavanya whines.
#13 I hate studying.
#14 This is point no. 14, right?
#15 BOLD gives it a BOLD look. What else would it give?
#16 I like virtual reality where you can buy COACH shoes for 4 Dollars. OR MOSCHINO Belts for 2 dollars. Life is nice when it's virtual.
#17 You are a Kablooiefyed mess. I am a Kablooiefyed mess. Get the picture? Don't worry, I am prettier than you.
#18 You are weird, Wicked:d.
#19 I think that I deserve a Blogger Award for "Most Promising Young Blogger Who Will Go Far![a MPYBWWGF]"
#20 I'm 12.
#21 Celebrities like Heidi Klum sure know how to dress!
#22 I like pizza.
#23 I like it when people compliment me.
#24 I may hate you for no reason whatsoever.
#25 I am sort of clever.
#26 I am the only person in the class who has a sister who does my homework.
#27 Maths, English and Games are the only stuff I am good at.
#28 I enjoy swimming. Who doesn't?
#29 Please own up in the comments box if you are a girl/boy/something in between, if you don't know how to swim.
#30 70's rocks. Peace.
#31 Some blogs turn me on. Others, turn me off.
#32 If you are a 4th Std/ 5th Std from PSBB who has stumbled upon my blog by accident, please note that faking an American Accent will only lead you to the " IDIOT " category.
#33 I am a Capricorn.
#34 I really like to cook/bake. And yes, I AM good at it.
#35 Note to the reader: If you are bored, go and get a glass of cold water. Then, dump it on your face, it will make a big difference to your face. Go ahead. Do it.
#36 I'd like to know what the difference is between mass and weight. I am not very good at Science.
#37 I like Golden Retrievers. Here's a cute picture of one:
Awwwww. . .
#38 I sometimes wonder what happens when we die.
#39 I HATE injections.
#40 I LOVE to make fun of Anjali. His name is actually Ananth, but he does not respond to it. He only responds to Anjali or Gitanjali or Pushpanjali.
#41 And yes, the above point is true.
#42 I don't really want to write this, but I think that sometimes people think I am a nerd in English. I can't help it if I am good at it!
#43 Only 7 more to go! Whohoo!
#44 I have seen Maya Ravan twice, and both were great! Seriously, she doesn't look 42!
#45 Blogger Baby Aditya is so cute! It's on the Dashboard page.
#46 I don't understand why people like Krish Ashok have comments. Seriously, it's just a place where you can read posts which are damn funny.
#47 When the flour was talking to the butter during the time of beating, it asked:
Flour: What are they doing to us?
And the Butter says,
Butter: Beats me!
#48 If you don't get the above joke, you are classifyed "Nitwit of the Year"
#49 When people like Neon complain about watching soaps on weekends, we have to tolerate every day! I can't even STAND looking at Malavika's face on Sun TV. Or is it Kalaignar TV?
Whatever.
Sheesh.
And you think you have problems.
#50 This is the last point which is very important. Don't tell ANYONE.
Pinky Swear?
I have a bad feeling about this. . . but listen:
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.

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Cross Your Heart and Hope to Die.
Stick a needle in your eye.
Eat cowdung as I fie,
That I have never tasted rye.

Buh - Bye.

Me, the Paraak-Pathufyer.

2008-07-10T18:50:00.002+05:30

'Coconut Chutney said...

lol! someone getting tension. papa be careful!

And with all due respect to inoruvan,
I have seen ALL his movies, right from Oru Thalai Raagam to Veerasamy so I think I have the authority to comment on this issue. And frankly, its his movies which are rubbish. True, oru thalai raagam, thangaikku oru geetham were hits in the 80s but that doesn't qualify it to be a good movie. Yes, it is hard to be director, dialogue writer, music director, tea boy etc all at the same time but naangala ketom ellaathayum avare panna? Rendu aalu vechukavendidhaane....enna korachal.

And as far as the personal abuse is concerned, this has been lifted from Wikipedia and not written by my sister. So if you have a problem with that, I suggest you take it up there, instead of bullying (or attempting to) a 12 year old.

And further more, karadi-ya karadinnu koopdama kannukuttyna koopadradhu? Jokes apart, i think this "karadi" image is one that he has created, and if he's at the receiving end, its his own problem.

I suggest you see all 3 hours of Veerasamy. You'll receive enough and more justification for the aforementioned arguments.

Damn, I should have been a lawyer!

June 23, 2008 7:28 AM'

Veerasamy. And the debate between inoruvan and Coconut Chutney.

Seriously, she is very tensioned to the fact that inoruvan is calling Karadi 'CRAP' and my post ALSO[I "think", emphasis on think.] 'CRAP'
And that, made my sister unhappy[obviously]

So,what she did, is wrote a rambling comment[the one above] which made her have a dream of becoming a lawyer.

Paraak-Paathufying on her for 12, years, I have noticed that she is a person, who is describable in a few sentences:
"We don't know what goes on inside the mind of a crazy female like her[no offence intended], but over that she manages to eat the cherry on the top. She also can be the cherry on the top, if you know what I mean"

Right, so now, this post is supposed to be about her.

L- Loud
A- An Apple's IQ
V- Very Bossy
A- Always complaining about her office
N- Never be the same again
Y- Year-Round Obnoxiousness
A- Apparently very smart

That does sum it up a bit. But no, the rest is yet to come.

She is always complaining about going to Calicut, but that is something which I agree too, because there is no food availabe there. Seriously.

I'm bored. Now what?

She also thinks that I am OBSESSED with Stardoll [A site which I like]. Which is also again her fault. Do you know why? Because she was the person who introduced me to Stardoll. Imagine that. And I am not even allowed to comment on Facebook.
Oh, she makes me SO mad.

Except that only a few times she's EVER been extra-nice to me. Actually she's kind of nice. And has a very lousy memory.

And her office complaints? God, you do not want to listen to them. All the time, she goes, " Ah, I hate my office" and " Ah, Kullan [a secret, and no, we won't tell you.] gets partiality treatment".

Oh, god, I feel a yakkity-yak coming back.

Oh and well, this is just the beginning. The better is yet to come. As I have told you before, she is bossy, a brat, like me and obnoxious. Her whole world is around herself. It's always 'me-me-me-me'. And she always gets my praise. AND she always grabs the computer from me, and goes to chat with peoplem with one crazy, goofy smile on her face. And no, I do not know what she talks about, but I'm pretty sure it's about me. There's also a nickname. and no, I am not going to tell you.

And yes, please do watch Veerasamy.

You will totally love it.

Also, since this post is supposed to be about Lavanya, I think I've written about her too much already. Let's just sum it up.
Lavanya is Lavanya.

End of post.

I love doggies.

2008-06-20T20:46:00.002+05:30

Isn't that an understatement?

This may be a little insulting...

2008-06-20T18:27:00.003+05:30

So all of you may be like "Why isn't Varsha posting?" "She has school stories to tell". True. I have been put off writing recently due to very depressing teachers. Of course, there are lots of stuff happening in school as well. And yes, I admit it, I am lazy. Who isn't? I'm pretty sure some of you are lazy bums as well, who, like me, cannot go and get a glass of water for themselves, or even switch the lights on. As the title says, this may be insulting. No offense intended.

And yes, coming to point no. 2, I have school stories to tell, and some of them are me rambling on and on about Seven C On the first floor. Right opposite Princy's office. Which we don't care about. Maybe she has been watching us. Or the teachers have noticed that our class has been making noise.[And we have a winner!]

I like multi-tasking. And now I have 2 tabs open. One: DKNY(I'm not afraid to admit that I'm on DKNY and I like window-shopping] @: Blogger. [duh]

Have any of you seen Dashavataram yet? No? Well let's just say that you can watch it for Kamal's efforts and no one else' s. And K.S Ravichandran, the way your name changed from Oscar to Aascar, so have this hyped , I mean VERY-hyped movie, has fallen FLAT.

Copyright Laws rule.

Seven C rules too.

And don't you forget it.

[The end may be not making sense, but I have no time to make it sensible. See you later, alligator!]

Grandoise thoughts

2008-06-05T10:59:00.003+05:30

I have a lot of thoughts, like everyone else, some of them are completely unbelievable, some of them may be fulfilled. Some, just can't happen. Like this thought, that I may be an idiotic blogger(am I?) or that I am living in a villa with a swimming pool(uh-huh, and my bank account has 20 crores). But some, like me having a Golden Retriever can be fulfilled(or so I think). How about this for unbelievable: Me, watching "Mighty Cat Masked Niyander “Mighty…” is about the heroic deeds of a “ cat”, the mighty Niyander who rescues people in trouble like Superman Clark Kent. The cat, like the Superman, dons a cloak.

But me, I like to call it Mighty Cat Masked Niyantha :) Really. Even my sister.

Word to the wise: You should see it.

I also have this thought, that Planet Karpalooby exists. Because the stupid Holiday Homework, which I didn't finish yet and school starts on 13th of June. I have to finish some handwritten one, Social Studies, which is the biggest bore ever. All help accepted. The topic for SST is
'Collect information and pictures on the languages and literatures of India in the form of a booklet"

I know, lame.

Yesterday, my dad, cousin and sister ditched us at a wedding reception and went to the PARK hotel. Actually, it must've been embarrassing for my sister as she was wearing a davani :)

So, I will be going to Cochin and Munnar for five days, without my sister(!) and my sister says "Take a camera and take lots of pictures"

And for all those people who watched Sun TV last Sunday at 4:00p.m I hope you enjoyed watching Veerasamy (Tamil: வீராசமி) is a low-budget Tamil film released in 2007. It failed to make an impact at the Kollywood box office. The film was fully made by veteran actor and producer T. Karadi Rajendar. This film shows the dubious talents of romance, action and emotion with dialogues he is famous for (e.g. Dandanakka Dadunkanakka)

A Quick glance:

Veerasamy
Directed by	T. Karadi Rajender
Produced by	T. Karadi Rajender
Written by	T. Karadi Rajender
Starring	T. Karadi Rajender Meghna Naidu Mumtaj Ajees Santhanam
Music by	T. Karadi Rajender
Release date(s)	2007
Language	Dandanakka Tamil

The Karadi acted as the hero in the movie. Together with him was Mumtaj. Although the movie wasn't a chartbuster, its songs were a hit due to the splendid dance scenes (including belly dance) by Karadi. Rumours have it that Karadi produced this movie to make a record by creating the biggest flop in the Tamil film industry, which he suceeded in.

Introduction

The movie is basically a political story with a tint of love and more of action. In the movie, the Karadi is an M.L.A. Officer. Unlike common corrupt politicians, he is very straight forward. The police and the government employees are made to work properly due to the control of Karadi. And also, there is a guy who has an Apsara Long point lead through his ear, since the youth cool groups think this is very hip and funky, man!

Story

Basicly the notion of the story is that if any problem occurs to public, Karadi is there to help them. Mumtaj falls in love with the Karadi and tries to marry him.

Meanwhile there is another character in the story, Sheela, sister (Tangachi) of the Karadi. He generally opposes his sister's love for her childhood lover.

The sad ending of this movie is that due to some false witness, the Karadi is adjudged of involviong in corruption. On hearing this the Karadi dies of Heart Attack. He is not able to bear that shock and dishonour to his name. The major twist in climax is when the Karadi dies, Mumtaj, the true lover of Veerasamy also drops dead.

Aftermath

In the movie, the Karadi (and Mumtaj) died in the end. Unfortunately before that several audiences in some cineplexes in Madurai, Chennai and Tiruchi were found dead due to unknown circumstances after seeing the movie. Postmortem reports confirmed that they died of boredom and frustration.

Songs

The songs of the movie were a hit. Over 100 records were sold worldwide within the first month of the audio release. The Karadi was very happy with the outcome of the track Varan paru Varan paru Veerasamy... Varan paru Varan paru Gundu Karadi...

A look at T.R:

Vijaya T. Karadi Rajendar
Occupation	Movie Artist (Director, Actor, Actress, Singer, Scriptwriter, Dance Master, Producer, Cameraman, Choreographer, Poet)

T.Rajendar, also known as Vijaya T.Rajendar or TR or The Karadi (Tamil: விஜயா தங்கச்சி கரடி ராஜேதர்) is a Tamil movie director, actor, singer, dance master, coreographer, music composer, screenplay writer, dialogue writer, editor, poet and politician. He is also well known for his rhetoric Tamil sequence of words.

Filmography

T. Karadi Rajender burst upon the scene with phenomenal success in his early films on subjects such as romance which appealed to youngsters. However, with the passage of time, the quality of his films began to deteriorate. He is known for his his unique style of acting which includes numerous rhyming dialogues, his brashfulness and lack of modesty and his signature long hair (which he always pushes back) and thick beard.

One of his popular rhymes include him saying to a villain "Vaada en machi... Vaazhaika Bhajji... Un udamba pichi... Potuduven Bhajji" which means "Come on dude... You banana Bhajji... I will tear your body... and make Bhajjis out of it!". Another of his well known dialogues is "Dandanakka Dadunkanakka" which has even been adopted by his son in a song in his 2008 film Kaalai.

In recent times, the Karadi has earned a comical reputation for his bad style of acting, his poor choice of apparel, gestures and dance movements and a series of flops, including his latest movie Veerasamy. He has also been widely criticized for his outspoken remarks on prominent political and media personalities and for his desperate efforts to promote his son Simbhu.

Many of the Karadi's movies were centered upon sisterly (Tangachi) sentiments. This is because his younger sister, Vani T. Rajendar was apparently raped by him repeatedly on one occasion when he was drunk. Soon after that, Vani commited suicide. His guilt and regret for his actions led him to produce movies which were dedicated to his sister, all of which carry sisterly

His wife Usha Rajendar also worked with him for various roles including film co-producer, guest entertainer, model and costume designer. His son Simbhu is an infamous Tamil actor since his childhood and a self-proclaimed producer of some movies.

Some of the Karadi's movies are:

Karadipaiyan
Hairy Potte
Mythili Ennai Kathali
Karadisha En Karadilisa
Monisha En Monalisa
Dandanakka Dadunkanakka
Enga Veettu Thangachi oru Parachi
Sonnal Thaan Kathala
Kadhal Azhivathillai
Tharuthalai Raagam
King Kong of Tamil Nadu
Veerasamy

The Karadi also made a cameo appearance in his son Simbhu's Vallavan movie.

Politics

He joined Dandanakkaa Munnetra Kazhakam during ex-chief minister M.G.Ramachandran Era. He left from DMK during 1991 and started Thangachi Munnetra Kazhakam. In 1996, he came back to DMK and contested in Parktown constituency and won. He lost 2001 assembly elections from the same Parktown constituency.

In 2004, he again left DMK and started new party called All India Simbhu-Kural Munnetra Kazhagam^[2]and started supporting Jayalalitha. He told in his rhetoric Tamil language "Alli Koduppa Amma, Killi Kooda kodukka mattar Karunanidhi" which meant that Jayalalitha will offer magnanimously and DMK Chief Karunanidhi will not even offer pinch. When Jayalalitha unilaterally announced her decision to not to offer any seats to his party in 2006 Tamilnadu Assembly Elections,he waited for few more days till ADMK candidates for all constituencies are announced. Once it became clear that ADMK is no longer going to offer any seats to his party, he announced "Self respect is more important to him and he never lived life by selling self-esteem" in his rhetoric Tamil sequence words and started canvassing votes for DMK alliance.("Naan vazhndhadhu illai thanmanathai vithu, en endral suyamariyadhai ennoda sothu,udhayasuriyanukku votai kuthu".Then he left ADMK alliance and fielded candidates in 11 constituencies. His party supported DMK in balance constituencies and he campaigned throughout Tamilnadu and attacked Vaiko vehemently using his famous Tamil rhetoric sequences. ("Vaiko nee psycho... nee oru poiko.., nee engayavdhu poiko. En padam per tharuthalai ragam, Vaiko oru thalai nagam" which means that Vaiko is Psycho and he is snake).His party lost deposit in all constituencies and he got 4400 votes in Mayiladuthurai constituency. He canvassed for kalaingar in last election.His favourite dialogue is "Dandanaka Danukunaka","Tangaccchi".

Thanks To Wikipedia for giving us this article.

I thought these articles were very accurate.

The way YOCee looks at me

2008-06-01T21:20:00.002+05:30

Apparently, YOCee has been revamped, and now it has a short paragraph about their Student Reporters of '07-'08 and I am part of it. And this is the way that I am looked at by the woman who heads the website.

http://yocee.in/profile.php?id=6

And please, I have no idea about how they did this, or helped them with it.

Railway Rambles

2008-05-28T09:58:00.005+05:30

कृपया ध्यान दीजिये
गाड़ी नम्बर दो दो एक चार शताब्दी एक्सप्रेस प्लात्फोर्म नम्बर पाँच मे आ रही हूँ |

Your kind attention Please

Train no. 2214 Shatabdi Express has arrived at Platform no nine

The same sounds fill the air as my mother and I walk to the Shatabdi Express at 5:30 am in the morning when coming back from Bangalore.

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9:58 am
Seat no. 65 [window]
Shatabdi Express
SBC-MAS-SBC

I've been on this train for almost 3 hours, just now remembering that I had a notebook. This train is boring me to death. It's rattling rattling rattling. Can't even sit in peace. [ Don't wonder how I slept for 2 hours =) ] Let alone that my handwriting is bad enough , this makes it worse.

Dadak-Dadak, Dadak-Dadak

People are snoring here

Dadak-dadak, Dadak-Dadak

Sleeping too

And for all those Sun TV soap fans out there, the evil sidekick of 'Aadi' in "Kolangal" ( 9:00 pm, Sun TV) is sitting in seat 67. You know, that guy who has a stupid voice and is the evil genius of a sidekick to the ultra-cool dude, the super-duper macho man, the one, the only, Aadi the great.

And guess what he's doing.

Sleeping.

I sill have to sit in this train for another 3 hours :(

'Ek par aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaja
Ek par aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaja

Jalak thik laaaaja
Jalak thiku laaja'

ENOUGH OF HIMESH ALREADY!

Problem no. 1 with this is:
Classical piano is being played at the same time.
Problem no. 2:
A baby is all whiney and cry-e at the same time(Maybe that baby couldn't stand Himesh either)

Footnote: KKR beats KXIP by 3 wickets. Aapu for KXIP to be beaten by a team not going to the semis. CSK, please go to the damn semis already!

10:31 am
(where else, dimwit?)

Sudden thought. My mom's phone has 70's hits on it. Maybe it's time for YMCA and Funkytown.
Chennai will be reached in another half-hour. Cool Sidekick(CS) is sleeping. Again. I mean isn't sleeping for 3 hours befor enough?
I ask YOU. *wagging finger at you*

I went to this store called Itsy Bisty (busy-writer, heard of it?)Cute stuff galore. There was cute stuff, more cute stuff and even more cute stuff!

I bought. :D

Oh, and CS woke up. Seems like his name is Giri or something like that.

Footnote: We is in Avadi right now

Footnote no. 2 at 11:00: Reached BasinBridge. CS got off.

Then we reached Chennai Central, walked out on the sweltering heat.
Some weather is never meant to last, like in B'lore the weather was cool, here its HOT.

P.S: Books are coming today! Yay!

Slobbiness to the highest extent

2008-05-22T13:08:00.002+05:30

Not been posting for a long time, I know, Sorry. It's just that I don't have anything, not even a crummy joke in my mind right now. I can't do anything as I have become, to put it frankly, a SLOB. S-L-O-B. I want to go back to school!(Was that really me?)

Anyway, now the Homework Bore-A-thon has started.

It's summer time yet again, and the time for holiday homework. Torture, I tell you! Torture! I mean, they give either completely new fangled topics from Planet Karpalooby or give the same kablooie-fyed topics they gave last year. I am so lazy, that everyday, I wake up at 10:00 am and I get back-aches through hunching over the computer to research for Holiday Homework. Boring. I know. But there is one thing that makes going back to school nice.

New Stationery!(or is it Stationary?)

So continuing my tale of exploits in summer, I leave for Bangalore tomorrow morning. Shatabdi. Will come back on Monday. Hope you won't miss me too much.

I also saw very very very cute pictures of puppies as usual. And due to not going out much saw a LOT of commercials. Awful ones, obviously. And have also been able to catch up with my paati's soap operas.

You must've heard of that VJ on Sun Music called AandaKannan. He is now hosting his own show on Sun TV with another high-class model-cum-veejay. She wears ghagra-choli for the show as she is our 'youth' icon. Please watch. I guarantee you that it will be the worst show ever.

Kickass Mornings is one thing I watch on TV first thing in the morning. MTV. [V]. Vh1. And then some. I am having a hard time posting. Nothing to post about. Oh well. Maybe when I come back from B'lore, I'll find a tag or something. Please do me a favor and find a tag for me.

Toodles.

Pictures!

2008-05-12T10:03:00.003+05:30

This is me, from now to then.

And this is Lavanya, from then to now.

The NOW picture has been put before. The one where I am on her back.

Published!

2008-05-10T20:40:00.003+05:30

http://www.yocee.in/cityroundup.htm

I'm published! I'm published! I'm published! I'm published!

That means I'm better than you. *smug*

(P.S: Emphasis on the bold letters.)

The Hosted-by-A-Peter Creativity Fest

2008-05-07T09:24:00.004+05:30

On the 5^th of May, I had attended an Arts and Crafts Fest at Crossword in Kuppu Arcade, Venkatanarayan Road, T.Nagar. It was organized by Mr. Rajashekar and it was hosted by Shweta and Shantru (she finished VisCom and he was a Peter). It started off at 6:30 pm with a welcome note and all of us introducing ourselves. Kids of all ages, from 3-14 came here and had a fun time. We were divided into two groups, one for the tiny tots and one for the elder ones. We played lots of games and created fun items. The tiny ones made a small teddy bear, which they got to name themselves. One of the bears was named ‘I don’t know’. Then they sung a fusillade of rhymes. The elder ones had to create a Mickey Mouse keychain hanger made out of ribbons, chart paper and thermocol. It was really a messy activity but a load of fun. There were supposed to be some contests but they didn’t have time. Crossword is also a great place to buy books and if you have time, just sit and read. Shwetha, one of the hosts, also explained to us about animation and taught us how to draw cartoons, starting with a simple circle. There was time for all of us to talk about our favorite cartoon character, which I stated as Candice (the irritating sister) or Ferb from Phineas and Ferb, a show on Disney Channel at 4:30pm on Mondays-Fridays. All of us there at Crossword had a great time creating items for ourselves with unique touches. I made a lot of friends there and if you go there, maybe next Sunday at 6:30 pm, you can also participate. But don’t worry if there is no fest on that day; spend time with yourself, reading books. It’ll be nice to catch up with yourself. I had a blast, and I reckon that you’ll have as much as a blast yourself, unless you don’t live in Chennai, don’t hop on a plane all the way from U.S.A or France just for a Sunday. I am telling this now, if you are dimmer-witted than I thought.

Toodles.

Thinking Back is a tiring process

2008-04-29T12:56:00.001+05:30

I'm only 12, so it won't be so hard for me to remember what happened when I was below ten. And of course, some stuff that happened recently.
This is in courtesy of Coconut Chutney & Ok.

I remember when I got typhoid, I was lying in one dark room and my mama feeding me Milk-Bikies dipped in tea.

I remember when in LKG, I celebrated my birthday in school.

In school Ananya and I would always sit together. My UKG teacher branded us with the honourable title of "chatterbox". The usual.

I remeber dancing to "Oops, I did it again" when I was five, on my birthday. Some english song where my legs were moving like when people do jumping jacks and my arms like robots.

I remember when I had to sleep with my sister in bunk bed. I woke up in the middle of the night, sauntered back into my parents' bedroom and resumed my sleep.

I remember when we used glow-in-the-dark stars, tape and Blu-tack to keep posters in place. That night, one of the stars which held a poster in place came loose with the end of a poster.It "tak tak tak tak"-ed all night. On the other hand, my sister slept as if it was just the wind humming outside. Maybe she was plugged into her headphones all night.

I remember when Lavanya hit me on my stomach on my T-shirt. I went and complained. Horror of horrors, there were 4 red marks. My mom got back.
POW! BIFF! HIT!

When I had typhoid(10 years old), I was put on bed duty. My dad bought Set-Top box and 52" TV for me. Yes, I'm a brat. And on top of it all, I got to drink ice-cold Mirinda when my temperature was a whopping 103 degree farenheit! Too bad it came at night when I was too tired to drink it.

I remember eating cornflakes at my dad's client's house when I was one. I was like an adorable, bouncy baby. But after and during my typhoid attack I became very, very thin.

I remeber yesterday, when my mom, Lavanya and I were having a discussion on Supermarkets.
(Taking place in car)
Me: Sudharshini's (my friend) mother shoppes here only, in Bombay General Stores.
Mom: I don't know, Bombay General Stores doesn't have the "excitement" of Nilgiris.
Lavanya: Aama, Nilgiris-la enna periya "excitement" irruku?(Translation:What sort of excitement is there in Nilgiris?)
Me: Aama, Nilgiris-la periya roller coaster irruku.(sarcasticity showing a little) (Translation: Yes, there is roller coaster in Nilgiris)
Mom: *excited tone* Ey, enga di irruku?(Translation: Where is it?)

Lavanya and I fall about laughing.

I remember when I went to Tirupathi to get a mottai( shave my hair out). After I became mottai, my mother carried me to some house. Everyone thought I was sleeping. I wasn't. The room I was taken to was painted in a blueish-green colour.

I also remember the beautiful victory of India in T20 International.

In fourth standard, I took part in a Sanskrit Play. My first line was "Aho! Anarthaha!(Run, Run!)"
My Sanskrit Sir, now because of that line he calls me Gachcha(go).

I remember when I was angry, I once kicked the wall when I was very angry(for what reason, I seem to have forgotten). The kicking resulted in soft tissue damage.
The second instance was when I tried to push down a metal cupboard. My mom's sister came and cooled me down.

When Lavanya used to go for maths tution, my mom usually picked her up but one day I decided to go with her. I ran into the tution room and told "Lavanya, va, aathukku porom"(Lavanya, come, we're going home)
Her teacher said: Well, who's this? Why didn't you say excuse me when you came in?
I ran out into the elevator and started crying. I was only 4.

I remember when my Sanskrit teacher told us a hilarious joke that I laughed so much, tears came out of my eyes.

And now, I suddenly remember, that
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"You're IT."

P.S: I don't have much of a life story, do I? I'm only 12.

"Jujubi"

2008-04-29T11:25:00.002+05:30

Anything is Possible. :)

"Mind It!"

2008-04-28T17:01:00.004+05:30

M.S.Dhoni-Na Summa Va?

Mission Accomplished.

2008-04-27T15:28:00.003+05:30

The some people whom I've wanted to see have been seen by me! At my dad's friend's daughter's wedding, I saw part of the Telugu and Tamil film industry and some other famous people(political party heads, sons and daughters of famous people)
The famous people whom I've seen are:
>Devayani
>K.S.Ravikumar
>Chiranjeevi
>Parthiban
>Balachandar
> Sivaji's first son( don't know his name)
>P. Vasu
>Bhagyaraj
>Dayanidhi Maran
>Ramesh Kannan
>Sibiraj
> Karan
>Karthi
>Vishal
>Prashanth
> Shankar( Sivaji The BOSS director)

I know, only a few are very famous. But the most famous person is yet to be announced. He is the Best among the best. He has a natural talent for acting.
Any guesses?
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You may have guessed"Rajnikanth?"
No, it wasn't him.
Strike 1
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Another guess, maybe?."Kamal Haasan"
Wrong-o!
Strike 2
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Last guess. " Sam Anderson!"
Close enough, but no.
Strike 3 and you're out!
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Out of guesses. Too late now.
Now I shall announce the great master of the masses.
It was the one, the only, T.Rajendar!

Yes, it's true. I saw him with my own eyes. I swear. And I will never deny the fact that I couldn't stop laughing.

Now that's a Mission Accomplished.

P.S Atleast he didn't go all "A-Dandanakka, A-Congrats akka!"( No other word which rhymes. Not really akka to him, but still)

I'm IT-yet again.

2008-04-19T11:31:00.006+05:30

I'm IT- tagged by Ok

1. Last movie you saw in a theater?
Krazzy 4

2. What book are you reading?
Jacky Daydream by Jacqueline Wilson

3. Favorite board game?
The Simpsons CLUE( doesn't count if I lose horribly EVERY TIME!)

4. Favorite magazine?
DA- Disney Adventures

5. Favorite smells?
Rain, hot chocolate

6. Favorite sounds?
Pittery-Patter of raindrops

7. Worst feeling in the world?
Having a headache, stomachache, and a cold at the same time.

8. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?
To get back to sleep again.

9. Favorite fast food place?

Saravana Bhavan

10. Future child’s name?
Girl: Shrishti Guy:

11. Finish this statement. “If I had lot of money I’d….?”
be RICH!

12. Do you drive fast?
I don't drive.

13. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Yeah, a huge doggy.

14. Storms - cool or scary?
Cool!

15. What was your first car?
I don't really know. I only remember a Maruti dark green 800.

16. Favorite drink?
Chilled Water

17. Finish this statement, “If I had the time I would….”?
raise puppies!

18. Do you eat the stems on broccoli?
No! Gross!

19. If you could dye your hair any color, what would be your choice?
Maybe highlight it instead- some chestnut highlights or subtle ones.

20. Name all the different cities/towns you’ve lived in?
Chennai, Bombay, Pune, Tirupathi, Singapore, Malaysia, Bangalore, Phuket, Pattaya.

21. Favorite sports to watch?
Cricket

22. One nice thing about the person who sent this to you?
He is nice.

23. What’s under your bed?
Whatever it is, it's drooling(Calvin and Hobbes). Actually, there's a candy wrapper.

24. Would you like to be born as yourself again?
Yeah...no.

25. Morning person, or night owl?
Night Owl.

26. Over easy, or sunny side up?
If that refers to eggs, I like them on French Toast

27. Favorite place to relax?

Taj Connemera Swimming Pool , eating double cheese large pizza with friends. Went there with friend once. Her dad was the managing director of that hotel.

28.Favorite pie?

Apple Pie with vanilla ice-cream and waffles with honey.

29. Favorite ice cream flavor?
Chocolate Chip( Haagendaas or Marble Slab)

30. Of all the people you tagged this to, who’s most likely to respond first?

Lala( Chutney)

Alright, so now I hereby tag Lemonade, Neon and Chutney(Double Tag!)

Haiyya Jolly!

2008-04-12T14:07:00.002+05:30

YAY YAY!
Lavanya has gone to Calicut!
Freedom rings out!
Jolly Jolly!

*jumping and dancing around room happily*

[P.S: Will be bored in her absence. Whom should I fight with for 10 days ?]
See new poll!

Miscillaneous Misreads

2008-04-10T15:33:00.001+05:30

Sometimes, when I read the posts of bloggers like Palani, I misread them. I read fast, so I usually misread and mispronounce the words, like Nazar(I read it as Naa-sar first, it's supposed to be na-zar).
And of course, in the new April Fool's day 2008 post( go read it!), in the second-to-last e-mail after the 'Regards' I actually read it fast, out loud as Mr.Kaka Niyantha Shekar(no offence intended), without noticing the space in between. There was a loud GUFFAW from Lavanya and I fell about laughing. Sorry about that, just couldn't make it out.
It went something like this:
"From: Mr. K (name changed)
To: Nazar Committee

I would like to thank all of you for making April Fools Day 2008 one of my best.

Regards,

Mr. K aka Niyantha Shekar"

Read it fast, you'll get it that way too.

Any misreads by you? List them through the comments.

I'm IT.

2008-04-09T21:45:00.007+05:30

Stolen busy-writer's "I-Me-Myself" tag.
So, I'm supposed to write 8 things about myself. Let's start.

1. I LOVE stationery. Can't go into a shop with money and come out without 1 or 2 bags of pens, pencils, charts, maps, whatever.

2. Varied interests, horizons. Like my playlist. Some are Pop, some Hindi and some just plain fun.

3. I CRAVE cheese. Slices, cubes, bricks, whatever. Chocolates too.

4. HATE HATE HATE pralines. Ick. *shudder*

5. And I am a spoilt brat in training. Learning from expert bratty-brat Queen I-want-cool-stuff-buy-for-me-NOW!.

6. Blogging is hard for me. I prefer scribbling in my notebooks.

7. I prefer some of my sister's friends to my own sometimes. Some of them are Kavya, Neha, Ram mama [no offense intended], Palani(aka Niyantha)

8. I sometimes don't understand what I'm saying.

Oops.. I guess I forgot to tag you!
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Now playing: Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats
via FoxyTunes

A click, click here...

2008-04-09T20:34:00.002+05:30

"Varsha got her hands on the computer
Ee-yah-ee-yah-oh
And now she's saving cute pictures
Ee-yah-ee-yah-oh
A click-save here, and a click-save there
Here a click, there a save, click-save, click-save
Varsha got her hands on the computer
Ee-yah-ee-yah-oh"

Sheer poetry.
Well that's it. I'll continue later, though.

Anbe Anbu- NOT

2008-04-06T19:53:00.006+05:30

That's me and Coconut Chutney. As usual, I'm adorable. :D. This is anbu photo which was taken during Kaanu Pongal 2008, with our new camera- DSC-H9/B I think.
Strictly © material. Do not copy! Do NOT copy, I tell you!

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Now playing: Rascal Flatts - Life Is a Highway
via FoxyTunes

I'm BACK!

2008-04-01T14:19:00.003+05:30

I'm BACK!
After March, I never want to see a textbook for a month! I had to pipe down and study, because I had to do what I was told. So couldn't blog.
Well I just wanted to tell you from now on, I will be posting regularly to brainwash you by rubbing a little vanilla in your life. And subscribe to Vanilla Vats!(RSS)
OK , goodbye for now.

Puratchi Tsunami

2008-03-23T12:28:00.004+05:30

We now welcome the one, the only,
*drumroll*
Puratchi Tsunami Sam Anderson!
Intro: The great and multi-talented hero, Sam Anderson has now an Orkut community, and a lovely movie released on December 2007 called "Yaarukku Yaaro".He is our next superstar.
Here are some of his must-see videos.

1st: Awesome hit song:

Even the Oscar Award winners can't beat this!

2nd: Heroine intro. The rare gem of gems. And the beautiful dancer.

3rd: The nail-biting climax with the Puratchi Tsunami and 2 heroines!

4th: The New Meaning of Stepni-Step Nee

Here is what Wikipedia has to say:

Yaarukku Yaaro

Yarukku Yaaro is a tamil movie that got released in the December 2007. The film is a low budget movie starring Sam Anderson, Jyothi, Varnika in the lead roles. Venniradai Moorthy, Bayilvan Rengasamy had acted in supporting roles.

Story

David, an Automobile Engineer does a research in designing a low price car. One day he meets Pradeepa (Deeba) [Played by Varnika] in the road being robbed by rowdies. The TVS Scooty which Deeba rides is punctured, seeing this David helps her by giving his stepney.

David has seen Deeba singing in a medical college function. He is much attracted by her voice. David gets to Deeba's house on her invitation to meet her.

Thus slowly the friendship between them starts.

This friendship gradually develops into love. Meanwhile there is another girl Manju dreaming of David. Thus triangular love begins.

Deeba's father is an automobile dealer. David plans to get his help in implementing his ideas for manufacturing a low price car DD2007.

Manju the old girl friend of David returns from Canada,she convince David to take the job in Canada after looking at his low budget car model DD2007.

Knowing this Deeba gets angry and decides to break their relationship.

Manju already knew that there is something between David and Deeba decides to give way. Understanding Manju's true love David accepts her as his soulmate.

In the climax Deeba returns the stepney that she got it from David in the beginning of the movie. Deeba does not accept David despite his valiant speech that he had not used Deeba as a "stepney", but rather his hope that each of his "step nee" [referring to Deeba]. This masterly display of pun pwnage is widely considered by many fans to be the highlight of the movie.

With Deeba out of the picture, David convinces Manju and the pair get married and decide to go to Canada in the end via airport and Bombay.

Songs

The tracks Ullam thedum, Raasathi and few other minor tracks were widely mocked in the Orkut community in his name.

Also, since the songs have become popular,many people have made remixes of the song from similar great films like Sivaji.There is even a remix of Sam anderson vs terminator .

To sum-up simply, he seems to be egregious in his acting.

Hilarious moments in the movies

1.All the songs in the movie(Rasathi and rasathi remix especially)

2.The 'exquisitely' styled dance choreography especially that of Sam Anderson

3.The really crappy acting of the male lead.Check out of the scene in the movie where he glances at cameraman asking if he can enter in the frame.

4.The redundant locations

5.Last but not least,as if the entire movie was not deplorably funny enough the directors have included a separate comedy track in the movie.

Hope you liked this enlightenment of Anderson!

Have a nice die-out-of-laughter-day!

Help! I am at the end of my rope!

2008-03-22T08:54:00.003+05:30

Question:
Why can't I be at the end of a string? A twine? Or a clothesline?
OK, I am the end of my clothesline!
Help!
Help!
Help!

Question 2:
How do you convince Mom-who is terrified of dogs and Dad-who is partially convinced- to get a dog for me and Coconut Chutney? Have any ideas?
People we are at the end of our clothesline here!
Help and comment/suggest away!

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Now playing: Rooster - Come Get Some
via FoxyTunes

Video Vats

2008-03-07T16:58:00.002+05:30

This are some of the most hilarious videos, and sort-of nice movies. Take a look at what would happen if the Harry Potter Characters and the Kollywood kings, I mean korangus would do if they met!!
Lets see then:

Dakkadakka doomdoom dakkadakka doomdoom.

There's a girl named HappySlip on YouTube and she changed the lyrics of that Timbaland song: "Apologize".Now see her sing:

I don't know.

2008-03-01T10:00:00.006+05:30

Hello.
I am simultaneously balancing History and Blogging in a very kablooifyed way:
நான் இப்போ ஹிச்டோர்யும் ப்லோக்கிங்கும் பலன்சே பண்ணின்டிருக்கேன் ஒருமாரி வழில.
See, I know Tamil:
பாதிங்கள, என்னக்கு தமிழ் தெரியும்.
For some time I will be posting in Tamil:
இப்போ நா வண்டு எல்லாமே தமிழ் ல தன் எழுதுவேன்.
Ha Ha Ha:
ஹா ஹா ஹா.

Ok, now I'm bored so lets switch languages.
Blogger Garu, Cheppandi.
బ్లాగర్ గారు, చెప్పండి.
Hee Hee Hee
హీ హీ హీ
After all, that's all I know.
Now What?
Maybe I can show you my blog header history in no apparent order.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Ok been there, done that.

Now what?
Yesterday I talked with my Blogger friend and broke into my sister's account.
நான் நேதி என்னோட பிளாக்கர் நண்பன் ஓட பேசினேன் அதுக்கபரம் நா வந்து தேங்க சட்னி ஓட அச்சௌன்ட்-இல் ஹக்க் பண்ணேன்.

Well, what next?
I don't know.
When I get one, I'll let you know.

Likes, Don't likes and Kablooilikes

2008-02-26T21:24:00.002+05:30

Likes, Don't likes and Kablooilikes

I like.

I like the number 3.It gives me a lot of positive energy.Now I'm not gonna launch into a feng shui speech, or talk about energy and physics for those nerds out there.Beware! I am not a very-science person. I am a sort-of-clean-with a sprinkling of dirt-and-very good vocabulary-ed person. I am happy. Back to the three. I like it as:
>3 x 3 = 9.Whoop-de-doop. Atleast it doesn't add up to 8.
>3 is my lucky number.
> 3 is three.What more do you want.

I also like people who DON'T lean on the chair's armrest and snoop at what I'm writing.(That means you, Lavanya!) & also I like people who don't go all "bujju papa" and pinch my cheeks. There's a girl in my class who pinches my lower cheeks and tells me, "Maida maavula thochchu vanda maari irruka di." {Translation : You look like you've been washed in flour and come here]. And her pinching is like so painful.

People in my class are all alike in one way: always talking.

The only thing we can do perfectly is to talk the hind legs off a donkey. Maybe its ears, tail and mouth too. We would get 100 out of 100 on a test which has it's subject: "101 ways to talk parts out of donkeys[including the liver & intestines- maybe we can make them vomit it out].

I also like to wake up late or never wake up. Always sleeping in the soft bed.

I don't like Mondays. Who does?

Remember 59? The ali-person in our class, who has a boyfriend and girlfriend:

Boyfriend: Ananth
Girlfriend: Anjali
And an ali friend: 59
When all put together, otherwise known as the most soranakatta jenmam on Earth, who thinks he is a straight-A student.

My friends are a kablooiefyed mess of bossiness, friendlyness and complete weirdoness. We like to do a lot of things but most of the time they become arguments and the one with the loudest voice wins.

Oh, and I especially liked it when Lavanya came back from her outstation trip and said " Everyone there asked me, 'Where is Varsha?Where is Varsha?' n'all"

I kablooilike our teachers.

And I kablooielike my sister.

I like cakes. I like my TV. I like my computer. I like it when people become my fans. I like to watch the Oscars and see the looks on those people's faces when they recieve the award. They were like
:O.
Hehe. I like GAP. I don't like to play basketball in the heat. I don't like people who are annoying, bossy, good-for-nothing and think that they are the greatest in the world.I do not like the people in my class who tell me off because I did something.
My rules are:
> If you like me, be my friend.
> I will not change for you, you have to change for me. Don't expect me to adjust with you a lot, bub!
> Please have atleast a 45 degree wavelenth to talk to me, since I have a 74 degree one.
> Have some IQ
>There are no more rules.

Eat Vanilla. Be happy.

That is MY world.

Freedom, Freedom

2008-02-18T21:13:00.000+05:30

Maybe you've heard that Lavanya aka Coconut Chutney has gone to another outstation audit but she is back again with lots of things practically screaming for freedom. They were full-to-bursting.

When she came back, she ended the great freedom bed.
Ah.It was awesome when I had the double-bed to myself, pillows, dog toy and all. Oh and the computer was free too. No more going jokku-jokku vai in her ear with a wad of chewing gum in my mouth. Though I had fun doing that. But she may be going for and audit again, and probably for a long time. I just want to taste the freedom.(More likely is it that I want to sleep in the freedom)

I may regret this but I actually missed her.
I actually missed her.I actually missed her.I actually missed her.I actually missed her.I actually missed her.

Is brainwashing taking effect yet?

Nah.

Sports? Yes Way!

2008-02-09T08:54:00.000+05:30

Hee Hee.

If you've played throwball normally, you wouldn't have a funny side like us.
But then, if you play throwball with a mixed team which includes three
seventh-standards and seven sixth standards, man is it awesome!
You may think, "Playing throwball like that isn't awesome, it's plain dumb stupid."
But, then again, if you play like that with 2 teachers, then it is damn funny.
a BIO teacher and a Vedic Heritage teacher.
Our Bio teacher just came from nowhere and started playing with us.
In a saree.
And boy, was it fun!
The Vedic Heritage teacher didn't play for long, just the last leg.
Actually one of those seventh standards was a boy who came from nowhere and threw the ball like for 12 feet in the air, matching Aishwarya's throws. It went all the way to the third floor. By the time I returned after playing, it was 4:15.
I was an hour late but I love exhilerating games like that where you get all sweaty.

I may not like all sports but I do like:
->Skating(all types though I don't know how to :D )
->Throwball
-> Swimming[ I want to beat Shruti!Wahh! Sorry Shruti but I wanna beat you at this! I'm JEALOUS ;) ]

Oh and by the way, check out the new polls I have and please vote people!
Wake Up!

2-in-one Vat of Kablooieness.

2008-01-29T18:21:00.000+05:30

2 topics, one post.

First, movies

Movies and dramas and music videos make a really big part of our life. There are lots and lots of movies and short dramas.I don't know where to start.
For example there are sniffy-hanky-soaky movies, like Taare Zameen Par and funny-rolly-on-the-floorey movies like Imsai Arasan 23rd Pulikesi and mokkai-like-a-sokkai movies like Naan Avan Illai and musicy-goosiky ones like High School Musical and dancy-prancy movies like Aaja Nachle and of course, there is the all-time0favorite thala movies like Sivaji The BOSS and a whole lot of flopsters too.

There are also these music videos and Crazy Mohan Jurrasic Baby dramas and the never-ending awful song selections with Himesh, and the horribly horrored movies like EVIL DEAD.

And who can forget YouTube videos.
In fact, check this one out.

Very Very Nice.
Madhuri Dixit is Back....

Along with a whole range of Newbies like Deepika Padukone and Sonam Kapoor and Ranbir Kapoor.

Now to the recent flopsters....
-> Vazhtukkal- They say it's mokkai, I don't know my opinion.
-> BILLA- It wasn't good. It was worse than bad!

Ok enough of that.
Now on to school.

School..School

I rant on and on about this.
Sure it is nice and big and it has a swimming pool and the teachers are OK-ish and I have a load of friends...(to be exact-21 out of 37)
And it consists of an extremely sucky, shrivelly, good-for-nothing charachter called 59(Anjali).He is actually a boy and he is the WORST part of my class.
Imagine.
He thought he could beat my friend,Sudharshini at MATHS.And knowing that she was loads better than him,still he made a bet.
If he won, my friend would have to change her name to Stupid Sudharshini
AND
If Sudharshini won, he would change his name from Ananth to Mr.Anjali.
So now he's Mr.Anjali
Thus:
59

Oh but there is a lot more to our school than just idiots.
There is also the Free-Period Games and Noise-Stress-Maker to Teachers.

Free-Period games consists of the 21 of us sitting in a circle...we stretch from one end to another and play all those th Standard games like Current Pass, A-B-C-D and Jan-Dec.
They're all the best games we know, since we can't bring board games to chool and cards to school, such as Simpsons-CLUE and UNO Spin and the normal mangatha set.

But today, the current was off for 2 hours.We were stuck in class all sweaty and a horrible reek of stink everywhere.

I would reccomend :
Personal Laptops
Games before Swimming and all sports activities in the morning,
and a WIDER range of sports and Dance-forms and more teachers.
Even design subjects like sewing, fashion and interior designing.
Oh and a petting-zoo.

That would be so nice and awesome.

Ok, so back to the tactics.
Noise-Stess Makers are the best.
We all stand and shout till the roof comes down and the teachers get so annoyed and make us quiet so we giggle till our tongues slip off and talk and talk and talk.
Our class has a wide variety of talents.
A boy in our class can make a sound like an
iddukula maatinda yeli
Another boy will ask stupid questions and make us laugh.
All of us have a very fine habit, whinig.
Ma'am, please ma'am

And we get a free period.

I suppose you're wondering why I've changed my header.
It's because I like to slip into a vat full of happiness.Wouldn't you?

And because I like vanilla ice-cream.

Ok so now, we have a new Bio teacher(not again!) and she used to be my sister's Bio teacher.

Things I have learnt about her when I met her on the first day:
She always wears a green saree.
She always writes everything in short form like-
For minerals, she writes Mi
For food, she writes F
and more
Her drawings are as funny as I dunno, an elephant in a spagetti-strap?

And she hates it if we yawn.

Once a girl yawned, and the teacher said:
"Your mouth is so big, a hippo can go into it!"

Hehe.

This brings us to the end of the horrendously long post..
For now, this is Vanilla Vats signing off...I need a tub of cream.

Well, that's that.

2008-01-14T08:44:00.001+05:30

Weirdo.
The most chaotic class ever and I'm stuck in it!

Welcome to VI-'C' a place where the noise never stops. Trust me you don't wanna be it it.

The class is in pandemonium! I'm sitting and scribbling in gold pen in my notebook in the last row (so that I'll remember what to write) with a girl next to me and 2 very inquisitive sorry, 4 peering at my notebook to see what I'm writing.

9th of Jan 2008
2:13:30 p.m

Subject-Paper Ball massacre

The Class court was in session and the victims were:
Aishwarya and Shruti

And the villain was: U.Sabari Kumar.

Judge: Geetha Ramani, English teacher.

So Sabari started throwing paper balls at us and and Aishwarya returned that to him. Judge saw us and gave the final verdict.

" The victims are innocent! Sabari, you are punished!"

Ha. Classic.

You know, sometimes life is so totally hard. It goes real good..then it goes down, down down, into the stinky sewer.

News Flash Headlines!

We have a new Science teacher, P
This must be some sort of a record! 5 science teachers in a year(Plus a tuition one)
I know, me go to tuition?
Forget that.
I guess this teach is pretty good.

Yesterday, I went to Chennai Sangamam in Nageshwarao Park.

It was full koothu only, what with dappanguthu, drums, village style and whoops.
Uh-oh I think I hear Lalu!
She's BACK!!
From her trip but I didn't tell you that so now I told you that now can we move on?

It also included mukkifying singers and a Naresh Iyer who looked like he came out of the loony ward with curls exploding all over the place(this was in Mansukhs)

Well that's that.

2007's grapplingpoints(with a few downers as well)

2008-01-02T10:04:00.001+05:30

Another year has come and gone and here are the grappling points about it. It is in a very confusing manner.Basically it is just what happened in 2007
->I turned 11
->My sister turned eighteen and made a big fuss
-> Release of SIVAJI THE BOSS.WHOOP-De-Doop!We watched 2nd day after release!Motta Boss-----------------
->We got out in the first round of World Cup(HeeHee :P)
->I started blogging!Yay me!!
->We won T-20 World Cup(Indian team)
-> Then we got smashed by the Aussies.
->I entered 6th Standard.New Uniform, New Teachers and of course New Students.
-> I wrote the 1st & 2nd chapters of Ew, Nasty.
->Pudina entered and left.
->Mousy in, not out yet.
-> We got cool black iPod, 30 GB
-> Got an 83% in Maths. Confused myself with R.D.Sharma.
->Mozhi Released-Superb
-> Got Dignity Album
->I had 7 posts in a row, in 7 days, challenge accomplished.
->News flash of getting dog(maybe)
->Spent New year with BFF
-> Caught the last of Hannah Montana-Live in London on 1st January.

Downers:
-> BILLA- The most awful movie ever, with fat actresses in halter-necks & mini-skirts and DPS' eating 24/7
-> Benazir's Assassination
-> Holiday Homework
->Awful Teachers

That's pretty much it.

Beep

2007-12-26T20:32:00.000+05:30

Tag stolen from --xh--
I've been doing this stealing buisness and for the first time, it has turned out successfully.I have now stolen a tag!

Now the rules are:
1. Put your music player/iPod/iTunes... on shuffle mode. My iTunes is always in shuffle mode.So there.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write the name of the song no matter what(even if it is something totally lame like Backstreet Boys)
4.Cheating is banned.
5.And please, listen to some good songs.

EXAMPLE:
If someone says,'Are you ok?',YOU say

Mamma Mia by ABBA(This is the first song that came in mind, not that I love it)

I've been cheated by you since I don't know when
So I made up my mind, it must come to an end
Look at me now, will I ever learn?
I don't know how but I suddenly lose control
There's a fire within my soul
Just one look and I can hear a bell ring
One more look and I forget everything
-------------------------------------------just like that-----------------------------------------

Now here starts the tag.WHEE!

1.What would best describe your personality?
Ans.Umbrella by Rihanna ft. Jay Z
Jay-Z:

---------------
Weird,Weird.

2.What do you like in a guy/girl?
Ans.
Sabse Bada Rupaiya-Bluffmaster

na biwi na bachha na baap bada na maiyan
the whole thing is that ke bhaiya sabse bada rupaiya-2

bina rupaiya to mister teri mummy ka pyar
jo paida karta tuje to kabhi na kar sakta mere yaar
doc laut jata fee  na milti agar

You got that right.
:D hee hee :D
LOL

3.How do you feel today?
Ans.
LoveStoned /I Think She Knows Interlude-Justin Timberlake

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I had to stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
Man I swear she's bad and she knows
I think that she knows

Where in the world is this post going to?

5.What is your life's purpose?(Why do they ask such freaky questions in tags?)
Ans.
Say it Right- Nelly Furtado
In the day
In the night
Say it right
Say it all
You either got it
Or you don't
You either stand or you fall
When your will is broken
When it slips from your hand
When there's no time for joking
There's a hole in the plan

6.What is your motto?
Ans.
Wait a Minute-Pussycat Dolls ft. Timbaland
Girl, why you do me like that?
You take all my money
Can't even call a player back (Wait a minute)
Boy, why you tripping like that?
You think 'cause you tricking you get it just like that? (Wait a minute)

Is iTunes psychic or something?

7.What do your friends think of you?
Ans.
Right Here Right Now hip hop remix-Bluffmaster

(come to me bhool jaaye sara jahaan
come to me hum banale apni nayi jagah) - 2
ek main aur ek tu hai aur hawa mein jaadu hai
aarzoo bekabu hai samjho saare baat baaki
waqt ka kya bharosa banke paani beh jaaye
kal agar na mil paaye reh na jaaye baat baaki
right here right now hain khushi ka samaa
right here right now hum hai is pal jaha

I guess I spoke too soon.

8.What do you think of your parents?
Ans.
Shine-Take That
All your anticipation pulls you down
When you can have it all, you can have it all.

So come on, come on, get it on
Don't know what you're waiting for
Your time is coming don't be late, hey hey
So come on
See the light on your face
Let it shine
Just let it shine
Let it shine.

Hey, that's what my parents say to me!

9.What do you think about very often?
Ans.
Dard-E-Disco-Om Shanti Om

O haseena o neelampari
Kargai kaise jaadugari
Neend en aankhon se cheen li
haaye Dil mein bechainiya hai bhari

Mein bechara hoon awaraa
Bolo samjahon mein yeh abb kis kis ko

[Dil mein mere hai
Dard-e-disco
Dard-e-disco
Dard-e-disco ]4


Huh?What the hell?
I do not, I repeat NOT think about SRK's biceps!
Eww.
He looks like a right berk to me.

10.What is 2+2?
Ans.
Give it up to me-Sean Paul

From you look inna me eye gal I see she you want me
When you gonna give it up to me
Because you body enticing you makin' me horny
When you gonna give it up to me
Well if a no today girl then a must be tomorrow
When you fulfill my fantasy
Because you know I give you lovin' straight like an arrow
When you gonna give it up to me

11.What do you think of your best friend(s)?
Ans.
Dhoom Tana-Om Shanti Om

kaise, naino se nain milao sajna
kaise, mein aise na ghabrao sajna
Kaise, aaye na kaise mohe laaj sajna
Choona na dehko mohe aaj sajna
Dhoom taana ta dum ta na na na
Dhoom taana ta dum ta na na na
Dhoom taana dhir na dhir na

12.What do you think of the person you like?
Ans.Shut up and Drive-Rihanna
Goes from 0 to 60 in three point five
Baby you got the keys
Now shut up and drive
(Drive, drive, drive)
Shut up and drive
(Drive, drive, drive)

Hee hee ;)

13.What is your life story?
Ans.Never Stop-Hilary Duff
I want you to know
I want you to know
That I'll never stop loving you
I hope that you know
Wherever you go
I'll never stop loving you

14.What do you want to be when you grow up?
Ans.
Tokyo Drift-Teriyaki Boys


(Chorus)
I wonder if we know
How they live in Tokyo (hai!)
If youv'e seen it, AND you mean it,
Then you know you have to go
Fast and furious (kita) (Drift, Drift, Drift)
Fast and furious (kita) (Drift, Drift, Drift)
(Repeat)

????????????????????

15.What do you think when you see the person you like?
Ans.
Athiradee-Sivaji-A.R.Rahman
Athiradikkaaran  - Machan ! Machan ! Machandi !
Avanukkelaamey - Ucham ! Ucham ! Uchamdi !
Rathi
Thi ! Thi ! Jega Jothi ! Jothi ! Jothi !
Thala Pa  Thi ! Vedi Jaathi ! Jaathi ! Jaathi !
Adi Billa Ranga Baasha Thaan..
Ivan Pistol Pesum Beshaa Thaan..
Rathi ! Thi ! Sutta...
Dakkaal Dakkaal
Dammaal Dummeel

Thala!!!!
ADHU.
:P
That was sure lucky.

16.What do your parents think of you?
Ans.
What goes Around....Comes Around Interlude-Again with Justin Timberlake

Don't want to think about it
Don't want to talk about it
I'm just so sick about it

No Comment.
*sister screaming and laughing hysterically and rolling on the floor*

17.What will you dance to at your wedding?
Ans.
Feel Good Inc-Gorillaz

Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sinking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?

18. What will they play at your funeral?
Ans.
Vaaji Vaaji-Sivaji-A.R.Rahman

oombaavaai aambal aambal
punnagayo mavval mavval
un poovizhi paarvai podhumadi
en poonga ilaigalum malarumadi
un kaal golusoligal podhumadi
pala kavignargal karpanai thvidupodi

Not at all appropriate I think. Although my sister is singing a slightly modified version of it now - oombavai saambal saambal.

19.What is your hobby/interest?
Ans.
Style-Sivaji-A.R.Rahman

”oru koodai sunlight..
oru koodai moonlight..
ondraaga saerndha colour dhanay en white..
appo dhaan pichai karrupay,ippo dhaan chekka sivapay..
eppodhum pachai thamizhan,ippo naan vellai thamizhan…

ada ada ada asithudhu un style
nada nada nada nadapadhu un style
gada gada gada siripadhu un style
pada pada pada pesuvadhu un style..

20.What is your biggest secret?
Ans.
June Pona-Harris Jayaraj

june ponaa july kaattrae
kan paarththaa kaadhal kaatrae

poo pooththaa thaen varumae
pen paarththaa thee varumae

ennaachchu thonaliyae
(check it up, check it up..)
aedhaachchu theriyaliyae

natpaachchu love illaiyae
love aachchu natpillaiyae

Apudna?

21. What do you think of your friends?
Ans.
Henna-Cheb Khaled ft. Cameron Cartio

I have absolutely no idea where this came from!

22.What should you post this as?(This explains the silly title)
Ans. Beep FEAT Will.i.am
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

I hereby tag:
mayth!!
coconut chutney
Chimmi
Neon(finally a new post for you)
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The for-the-last-day-blogging paper LAST ISSUE

2007-12-26T08:59:00.000+05:30

Well,
I've sort of lived up to my sister's challenge.
I mean I have 7 posts in 7 days.
Not bad at all.

But then today, I pay for the days of freedom I had.She's gonna come home and go on to Facebook after the huge lunch. But still, we get to go to the pet shop today!*huge grin x 3WHEE!!
But my sister wants to name it Snoop Dog!I want to name it
->Peppy O'leary(For boy)
->Fergie(girl)
->Cassie(girl)
->Eric(boy)
-> Ariel(girl)
->Pooh(boy)
->Snappy Twinkle toes(boy)
->Jasmine(girl)
Actually, Peppy O'Leary is the elf name of beagle puppy.
And Snappy Twinkle Toes is the elf name of Snoop Dog.
Hee Hee.

I am now going to tell you my elf name:
Tootsie Tum-Tums.
Funny isn't it?
If you want to find out yours:
http://www.jokesunlimited.com/christmas_elf_name.php

That's the HTML code.
If you want a few laughs get Crazy Mohan's Drama: JURRASIC BABY.
It's a hoot!

This is going to be a very long post because I am also going to show you something called:

Stardoll Celebrity Match

I'm feeling very proud of myself.
Now the 2nd part of this post is about a website called STARDOLL and I have done some matching between the celebrities and their paper dolls so just tell me how it is OK?
The names of the celebrities are in the picture.
In the end, I'll tell you what I did so that the pictures came out the exact same way.

1.Ashley Tisdale
2.Avril Lavigne
3.Brenda Song
4.Cameron Diaz
5.Cassie

6.Angelina Jolie

7.Hilary Duff

8.JoJo

9.Rihanna

10.Vanessa Hudgens

Actually, what I did was I first went on Stardoll and went to the 'Paper doll' section.
THEN, I opened another tab and opened Google Images on it.
After that, I had to select the stardolls I wanted so I could search for them in Google.
I took my favorites and dressed those paperdolls up after I found pics where they were wearing clothes which were available on Stardoll for the dolls and the rest is just paint and a lot of help from my friend Ananya.

Don't they look terrific?

Well, that's it for today.
Ta-ta, Bye-Bye

The for-the-next-1-day-blogging paper

2007-12-25T09:50:00.000+05:30

First things first...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope yule have a good day!

Tomorrow, Lalu is coming and I will have to end my freedom on the computer and of he double bed.
Boohoo.

On the other hand, she wanted a big lunch:
->Parrupu sadam with morekozhambu and vadais and urulakazhangu.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

AND
I am going to buy my pet tomorrow!

Excuse me.

WE are going to buy our pet tomorrow along with all of it's accessories and leaches and what not.
I am so excited!

I just don't know if they sell beagles. But I'll pray for them to sell!!!
I just hope we're ready for it.

Now I'll stop that and talk about something else.

Have you heard this awful song from Namastey London called Anand fanan?
Ew.

It's sooooooooooooooooooooooooo awful!
:S

But I totally LOVE TIMBALAND: THE WAY I ARE.

This is the video:

Music Videos - The Way I Are

Hee hee

Well I guess that's it
Good Bye!

----------------
Now playing: Timbaland - The Way I Are
via FoxyTunes

The for-the-next-3&2-days-blogging paper (2 in 1 issue)

2007-12-24T09:55:00.000+05:30

I'm really really sorry I didn't post yesterday because on Saturday I went to watch BILLA and came back to my house and watched CRAZY MOHAN drama: Jurassic Baby and finally fell asleep at 2:30 a.m.
THEN, I woke up at 7:30 a.m on a Sunday as it was my star birthday, I had to sit on Sandhya's lap and go all the way to Nanganallur to the Lakshminarisimha Navaneetha Krishnan kovil.

THEN, my friends came over and I couldn't post.

THEN, I went to dance class and almost slept on the way there.

THEN, I came back home and my friends were still there so I couldn't post.

WHEN THEY FINALLY LEFT, I had to eat my dinner.Then I flopped on the bed and slept till 9:30 a.m.

So there was absolutely no time for me to post.

Anyways, back to BILLA.

If you wanted to know how it was...

It was totally awful!!

Those actresses, Namitha and Nayantara are VERY FAT!

STATUTORY WARNING: NEVER EVER WATCH BILLA UNLESS YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF WATCHING FAT ACTRESSES IN MINISKIRTS AND HALTER-NECKS.

Man, what an awful movie.All Ajith did was go to some men and give them a suitcase and then he'll kill those men and walk away.Suddenly, this police officer will kill him and then the police officer(Prabhu) will find a BILLA look-alike and make him act like BILLA.

I must stop now to tell you one interesting fact about Prabhu. You already know that he is very fat but in the movie, he eats in every single scene. Popcorn,wafers, biscuits...you name it, he'll eat it.

Back to the movie. All of "BILLA'S" friends will suspect him and then the new BILLA will hatch a plan to capture the crooks with the police officer. They will and then they'll end up in jail with the police officer killed. Before he hatches the plan Nayantara discovers he is not the real BILLA and she also joins in that plan.In the end,the assistant DPS(Prabhu was also a DPS) becomes the real villain and he gets killed.

Man, how awful.

Oh, and my sister has bought me products from the LUSH(LUSH is a soaps and shampoos... oh you get the idea ) shop in Bangalore.

Today is 24th and tomorrow is CHRISTMAS so...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

The for-the-next-4-days-blogging paper

2007-12-22T14:29:00.000+05:30

Well as of now, I have just finished lunch: parrupu sadam with more kozhambu, sathumudu sadham with appalam and thayir.

It is now 2:32 p.m and as of now, I am going to go to a place called Rajamundri on Monday and today is Saturday and at 4:30 p.m I will be leaving for dance class.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww.......

Isn't this beagle the cutest thing?

SO CUTE!

Today, I messed around the house for an hour watching TV and played on the comp for another hour.

THEN I drew a room plan and got fed up.

BUT before that, I ate lunch.

NOW, I just finished chatting with Lalu for a few minutes while she was working in the office.

BEFORE NOW, I just heard that a friend of mine who lives in Bombay will be coming on my birthday.

and NOW again, I am bored to tears.

The T.V is blaring in the hall and I can hear it all the way here.
Some Sony Ericson ad. I can hear that awful music.

AND TODAY AT 7:30 P.M I AM GOING TO WATCH:

*drumroll*
For those who can't read Tamil, It is the one, the only BILLA!(NEW ONE)

He he he.

My sister has burned with jealousy.

Serves her right.

Well, I'll see you tommorow with a review on BILLA

BYE.

The for-the-next-5-days-blogging paper

2007-12-21T22:01:00.000+05:30

Well, I still am in the same state as yesterday:totally out of ideas.

Now, the time is 10:02p.m and my dad(I think) has come home. Today I went for a dance programme by:

Her.

Yes her.

That my friends is Shobana. My dance teacher and an actress.

And boy, does she have a lot of energy for a 41-year-old.

You should have seen her! She danced a song which went from like 7:47 p.m to 8:37 p.m!!!!!!It was about the 10 avatars of Vishnu and the Narasimma Avatar was too cool. When that one avatar ended, a red light came on her and it looked truly cool and awesome.

*open mouthed with wonder*

She is so awesome!

Ok where was I?

Oh yeah, my dad came home.

Before he came I had thayir sadham (aka curd rice but I'm all sure that you know the meaning since all of you are tamilians/people who can understand or speak tamil) while watching some awful soap opera called KOLANGAL where every day they will find some secret or the other and end up crying.Our principal recommended that soap opera because some idiot speaks thooya tamil(perfect tamil) in it.Boy what a stupid reason.

By the way, if you open a notepad file->change the font to WINGDINGS and type:

Q33 NY

In the exact same way and see what happens.And make sure the size of the text is 24.

And it is true what they say because any holiday whether it's in September or in December, the first day is always the longest.

*yawn* Well I guess I'd better hit the sack.

I have to wake up early and ask whether I have Suprabhatam class early in the morn.

Good bye.

The for-the-next-6-days-blogging paper

2007-12-20T10:03:00.000+05:30

Blooming heck!

Can you believe it? I AM OUT OF IDEAS!!!!!

I just can't believe it! Nothing, not even the lamest joke has come to my head!

So I'll just tell you what I did today.

Now it is 7:54p.m and I have just come back from the library.Before that, I went to a temple in Mylapore because it is Vaikunta Ekadashi. Today, I again had no school because yesterday it rained all day!(yes way!)

The funniest thing is, it didn't rain at all today.Nope.Nada. Zilch.
So I had to pass on my English Language exam and yesterday I studied a lot even though I knew that there won't be school tommorow. So when they put that as a flash news on Kalaignar TV, I let out a tremendous whoop.

My sister called THRICE. Can you believe it? THRICE?

Reason:

To check if I had done that blog post.
As if it was like I had measles or something.

So ok. This is basically what I did.

And now...

I am going to show you some interesting videos and facts I learned through the internet.

(BTW:video-for the benefit of those people who didn't watch OSO which is currently my latest craze and which is going to be my next theme ; and facts about dogs)

VIDEO:

(please wait for it to load)

Facts:

This is for the people who want to get dogs or already have one/two/....

12 Golden Rules for Every Dog Owner

Discipline and good behavior are not just for your Dog they apply
to you, the pet-parent too. Buying a dog is not all
“cochie coo” business -- it signals the beginning of a lifetime
of commitment and responsibility.

1.Love your dog unquestioningly. Treat him like a friend. Never
hurt, punish, beat or abandon him. Seek professional
help if you are ever pushed against the wall – there are feasible
solutions to everything.
2.Ensure good nutrition

3.Take an informed decision about spaying/neutering.

4.Give him good veterinary care. Half yearly check ups,
vaccinations, dental check ups, and more.

5.Ensure that all his papers are in order – get him an ID and
license.

6.Training is a key to a long and fulfilled life.

7.Groom him everyday or as many times as necessary. Grooming is
one way of bonding with your dog.

8.Socialize your dog from day one – this will help him be
comfortable around other people and animals as well as in
public places.

9.Devote at least 30 minutes everyday to play with your dog.

10.Ensure that you are a lawful dog owner-- obey all leash,
vaccination, and noise pollution laws.

11.Always clean up after your dog – it prevents infections.

12.Exercise your dog for at least 30 minutes each day.

These golden rules will help you grant the boon of a good life to
your dog and believe me a dog that leads a well balanced
life hardly ever develops any behavioral problems.

Whether you are a first time dog owner or a seasoned veteran,
your learning never stops as far as it comes to training your
dog. Each and every dog presents different training challenges,
and the more equipped you are to handle these training issues
the more likely you are to prevent any permanent and long term
future behavioral problems.

THE END.

The for-the-next-7-days-blogging paper

2007-12-19T12:23:00.000+05:30

Oh well.

My sister has left town for a week(joy!=D=D) and she has apparently challenged me to post on my blog EVERY DAY till she comes back so I guess you'll be seeing me a lot for the next 7 days.(So the title:"The for-the-next-7-days-blogging paper").She wanted me to write how much I would miss her!(yeah and I'm Tracy Beaker)

It's raining like hell outside and I would do a lot for a warm foot soak and a mug of hot chocolate like this:Oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................
I also want a nice warm quilt to drape around myself.

Anyways, I am writing this at 12:28 p.m, sitting at the computer, not studying for my English Language exam(tomorrow) and fulfilling my task.I don't have school today!All schools in Tamil Nadu closed due to rains.

I am also on 'HeyMath!' to study algebra, fractions, decimals and goodness knows what else!Who knew square roots came in 6th standard and in algebra?It's making my head spin,like a top!
I guess you also want to know where Lavanya has gone.Well she has gone to Bengaluru for some audit.She caught the SHADABTI for that at 6:00a.m!And I just called her and made her explain square roots to me and i still couldn't understand it!

Pictures speak a thousand words and there are more than 3000 words so time for me to stop.
Join me tomorrow for another issue of:The for-the-next-7-days-blogging paper with me Varsha Mohan
CIAO!
By the way,don't forget to send a present and ecard to me on 4th of January!

Christmas

2007-12-08T10:04:00.000+05:30

In a few days, Christmas will start in Chennai.Not that it'll snow of course but the mad shopping festival begins.

On Monday the decoration havoc begins in VI-'C',my class.With a 6 foot tall tree and 5 huge stockings,we have surely gotten up and running.Last year, we took all our decorations off on the day we hung them up.Even though we don't celebrate Christmas, I still like to see all those pretty baubles on the Internet.

Like this one:

Isn't it sooooooooooooooo pretty??

Or how about this one?

But I also go on the SMACKERS website and see what's there.Like lipgloss and stuff like that.

I already own this one though.
I really like this one:BTW this is the second post in a day!

'Tis the season to be jolly falalalalalalalala......

And before I forget....MERRY CHRISTMAS!

27 DAYS TO GO FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

....(I dunno what to say)

2007-12-07T18:38:00.000+05:30

I went for my KET(Key English Test)
yesterday and when I got home I was pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooped.

I was supposed to get home at 5:00 p.m yesterday and ended up coming home at 6:30 p.m instead.I met one of my old friends there and we exchanged emails and phone nos.

Oh and by the way,we have a new science teacher VK.It stands for VijayaKumari. She is shorter than me and shouts like an :

"iddukulla maatinda yeli"

That means "A rat stuck in a ditch"

Anyways, there was a woman like her in my exam hall.She was our invigilator for the exam.We had to go all the way to K.K.Nagar PSBB.In Tamil pronounced as "Ka Ka Nagar".No offence to those people studying there. Our exam was of 3 sections:

>Reading and writing
>Listening
>Speaking

We played for 3 hours straight even before they got around to registering us can you believe!And to make it even worse, in the exam hall VK2's(our invigilator) voice was amplified by a mike!!!!

When I was taking my speaking test, they recorded it on a biscuit-sized recorder.
After the exam was over, we were given 2 forms to fill out.A boy behind my friend,instead of putting a tick on MALE he put it inbetween MALE & FEMALE!!
*Vuuroram puliyamaram....*
This happens to be a billboard topper as well as a new trend I suppose.

That is all.

Do the hustle, it's time to bustle!(I know it doesn't make sense but who cares?)

2007-10-20T09:27:00.000+05:30

(WARNING!! THIS POST HAS MISCELLANEOUS COMMENTS ABOUT T.NAGAR AND TRAFFIC! DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE TRAFFIC)
Vannakam.welcome to Traffic Channel.

Indriya mukkiya seidigal

Traffic is crazy nowadays.
I have every right to say that because.........
I live in T.Nagar*gasps*

Not that my house is bad.It's just that we are in the area where that stupid"POTHYS" is.
And "Chennai Silks"
and *drumroll*"SARAVANA STORES BRAMAANDAMAI"

And those goddamn one-ways.

Have you ever entered "Bramaandamai?
I did accidently.
If you ever step out on the first floor, you will get a smell of food.
It won't be luscious, it'll make you choke.
And they have the toilets next to them.
*bleaurgh*

It's called a cafeteria!!!

Where have people's minds gone?It's DIWALI time and it takes me 45 minutes to come home from school. I would reach home at 5:00.My school leaves at 4:15.
Proves my point doesn't it?

Good thing that I bought my new clothes at Bombay & Pune.
Oh where was I?
Yeah....cafeteria.

I get a good dose of anger everyday when I come home from school.

I mean even going through PANAGAL PARK and looking at this ad where Sadha is dressed up as herself in a pink saree, her wearing glasses(depicts old lady), her in another picture in a normal saree, and here's the worst part; her with bobbed hair(?) in a t-shirt and jeans and they have made her size small with 2 ponytails and in a frock?

Why does this happen only in T.Nagar?

They also are constructing a stupid flyover.Why does this city need another reason?
Comments to describe T.Nagar:
hopeless, stupid, worthless, crazy, damn mad.

Now there is an idiot in a high sort of wonky tower shouting stupid things.One I lowered the window and I heard him saying:

Police Guy:"Neenga vandu rightside la poningana(to people who are going on left side of the road) eppadi rightla poravanga povanga?
Me: Left la pova!
Police Guy: Ey Ambassdor! Rightla pogada ya! Eppadi povanga? Konjamadu ariva use pannu.

WHEN I WAS LEAVING THAT PLACE.
Me: Bye '*a*l*i* kutti'(sorry)

Sorry it cannot be translated.

So that's about it.

Stay tuned to TRAFFIC CHANNEL for more updates.

CHAK-DE!CHAK-De INDIA!

2007-09-24T21:00:00.000+05:30

I'm right now watching the T20 awards ceremony.
But first things first:

INDIA WINS THE FIRST-EVER TWENTY-20 WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY INDIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is also one celeb who attended this match and that was SRK, the CHAK DE captain!!!!!
He shouted everytime we had a wicket and we shouted too,
"CHAK DE, CHAK DE INDIA!!!!!"
YUVI,YUVI!!!*clap,clap,clap*
DHONI,DHONI!!!!!! *clap, clap, clap*
We Yelled CHAK DE INDIA ABOUT 50 times.
An exhilerating match, see what the media has to say:
YAHOO:
(This is very small):S
The pressure caught up on the inexperienced Pakistan batsmen, losing wickets at consistent intervals, losing the plot by 5 runs. The most thrilling grand finale produced the most exhilarating match of the tournament. The outcome – India is the World Twenty20 champions..THEY FINALLY WIN TWENTY-20 WORLD CUP!CHAK DE INDIA!

MEN IN BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY DESERVE A BIG CELEBRATION!
SHOUTING AT MY HOME!!!! THE WINNING SHOT!!!!!

>UPDATES ON THE AWARDS!!LIVE!!!!FROM THE TV!!:

>IRFAN PATHAN: MAN OF THE MATCH : TOOK 3 WICKETS.

>SHAHID AFRIDI:T-20, player of the tournament.

>DHONI IS THE GREATEST CAPTAIN!
*shouts and cries of cheer*

>2 mil for the whole team! and 1 crore for YUVRAJ SINGH!

>I SHOUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>I"M JUMPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

>INDIA IS THE WINNER AND STILL UNDEFEATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>THEY are posing for a picture with a card that says CHAMPIONS!

>>>OPEN THE CHAMPAGNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>SRK IS EMBRACING EVERY PLAYER AND SAYING:"CHAK-DE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

>>>THIS WAS THE MOST AWESOME NIGHT EVER!!!!

>>>>>>ULTRA-LARGE-OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD-IMPORTANT-BREAKTHROUGH-WONDER-OF-WONDERS:
>>THE DEVIL(MY SISTER) IS GONNA SUPPORT INDIA FROM NOW!
*swoon*

NOW:
Ohh................. my throat is sore..................................owchies.............................. I'm sooo happy..

That was a totally awesome match.I mada a collage on it from newspaper clippings and headlines in my scrapbook. We're also going to Bombay where the team will come and I have a chance to meet them!!!!!
Yay me!!!

?

2007-09-21T18:33:00.000+05:30

I have absolutely no idea how to name this....
so let's just call it misc.rantings on a devil .........LIVE FROM HOME!

And horny devil is (no offense) my sister!
So, right now my sister is leaving for a posh party she knows will be boring. Or in my sister's words: *sophisticated voice*"A total bore". They are some posh-type rotary and my sister goes there only because her friend called her. All they are gonna do there is sit and chat and eat. It's at Savera, where the posh settle in. So she went there and had a whale of a time and came back and jumped into bed and slept?Nah. She didn't like it much. There was no kablooiefying over there all of them were some silent type. All she did was chat with her friends and eat food(not that yummy).She is some vice president or something now.
That's it.

Not too long....................

I'm bored.

Good Bye

Chapter Two Of:Misc. Rantings of a Demented 11 year-old

2007-08-24T12:36:00.000+05:30

Chapter Two:
The Good

As we all know there are good things in life about big sisters (reasons as mentioned in Chapter 1).
These also include when the sister goes out of station!!!The best part, you have the computer to yourself*evil grin*.And also everyone thinks that my charts are totally awesome,(obvious) but then, you can still fool everyone to think that you made it.There are somethings that are better such as great vocabulary, creativity, and the best part....jealousy from all my friends(because my charts are great and she has a MotoRazr and there's a girl in my class who is totally OBSESSED with it since it is PINK!) Here is something i made up:

>Sugar
>Talent
>Spice
>Everything nice
These were the ingredients to create the perfect big sister.
But somebody messed it up...(wait till I get my hands on you!)..by adding
*intense drumroll*
.............................Chemical Bossiness
And thus! The Evil Sibling was born!Using it's Club KOSU,
Lavanya, the evil sister derived from the forces of dommsday!!
la-la-la-lala-la-la
ting-ting-ting-tingting-ting-ting
rawrr-rawrr-rawrrrawrr-rawrr!
*evil music*
la-la-lala Wow!Cool chart!
ting-ting-tingting Wow!Great Idea!
rawrr-rawrr-rawrrrawrr I Totally LOVE your sister's cell!

How horrible!
Well, the good things in life are free ,
So
i think you will be able to cope with sisters.
This dialog drives me mad!!:
"Could you please go?!?!*annoyed,snooty-pops voice*"
It gets on my nerves!
Jealousy is one thing I can stand .. 'coz my friends are having it !
A girl in my class, she is gonna be so jealous when she hears that
i have my sister's PINK Motorazr! And also jealouse 'coz, I have a sister like that.
I don't prefer hand-me-downs.But if they are nice stuff, ok.
Frankly speaking, I think older sisters are cool. Most of my sis' friends know me and so do few of her juniors. My vocabulary sparkles, that's what my English teacher says( courtesy Lavanya).

And The Best Part...........................................................................................................
The i-Pod IS REALLY MINE!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, that's about it.
You can't have too much of a good thing..
but you can have lots of it BAD!!!*evil grin* >: )

Conversation with a devil.

2007-08-23T12:46:00.000+05:30

2:51 PM me: hi

2:52 PM lavs.mohan: why, hello there stranger

me: oooohhhhh...naughty naughty

lavs.mohan: wats so naughty? :S

me: ello anybody home?

lavs.mohan: i swear, you can be SUCH a moron sometimes

actually all the time

2:53 PM me: apudna?

lavs.mohan: yivvura paara

me: naa than rouse rani

lavs.mohan: LOLing

me: mwa ha ha

lavs.mohan: boo said the bunny rabbit

me: cackle

2:54 PM lavs.mohan: moo said the angry cow!

me: are u a cow?

lavs.mohan: nah, last time i checked, i was still a chimp

me: :S

lavs.mohan: ook ook aaha aah

2:55 PM me: you know my friend's name is pronounced like this.......Vurshini sateesh

lavs.mohan: you already told me

hey can u speak chimpese?

me: ookle pookle pook dook

lavs.mohan: doole oop mook

2:56 PM me: poopy poppy potty

lavs.mohan: HEY thats not chimpese!

ook aah aah oooooooooooooo

me: ho ha o ha e a ho ho

lavs.mohan: ah, most wise

me: thanx for the compliment

2:57 PM oppi koppi thax aayah

lavs.mohan: yaaroda aaya?

me: ono idea

lavs.mohan: wokies, tell you what

LEAVE

2:58 PM actually, get me some water and then you can LEAVE

shoo!

scat

me: oooh.....your scarfing the wittle baby

lavs.mohan: hah, very funny. ok wiseass, leave

2:59 PM me: v for vettuvetta l for loose vetta

lavs.mohan: woh!

thaaangala

me: da da da da da da da daaaaaaaaa

lavs.mohan: please go

3:00 PM me: GOODBYE MORTAL!!!I WILL SOON RETURN!!AND WHEN I DO...THINGS WILL GET NASTY>>>>*evil grin*

lavs.mohan: ooh, your scaring the widdle baby :P

me: i am wifflw

lavs.mohan: bye varhsa

3:02 PM me: i will inform the lkg b last bench rowdy group and they will come andv kill you with the power of undies and mokka

The Simpsons Movie Review

2007-08-15T10:26:00.000+05:30

For all of you out there who are fans of Simpsons but didn't see the movie yet what the hell are you doing here moron?Go and see the movie right now.I treated myself to the movie and wow it da bomb!I did miss the first five minutes where Green Day came.In Church,they played "American Idiot"..................................in funeral version .Homer Simpson,everyone's favorite oatfish is the star of this show!It starts off when Homer brings a pig home after setting a dare for Bart where he has to skateboard to Krusty Burger and back,naked.The bushes and other things covered his front but when there was a hole in the hedge, we got a clear view of you know,um ,er ,Bart's that.Heh-Heh.He creats a silo for the pig labeled "Pig Crap".Charming. :)
The Springfield Lake was getting polluted,so Homer goes to a place where junk can be converted.He receives a call from Carl who says the donut shop is giving away free donuts.Homer as we all know is an oafish.So he dumps the crap in the lake and hopes he'll get away with it because people had made it completely idiot-proof.The Pig crap leaks and the lake becomes toxic so Springfield is surrounded by a glass dome.In course of time the silo is found and as usual it's Homer's fault.How Homer makes it up and solves it in his own kablooiefied way forms the rest of the story

I'm too lazy to write more doofus!
Go see it yourself!

RATING:10/1o (this is from a true-yellow Simpsons fan)

Pudina and science...no confusion terrible combination

2007-08-09T16:39:00.000+05:30

Sorry I've not been posting for a while.But well,here I am so let's read my 2nd post.
Science bores me like hell.Really.We have a new teacher though.I keep getting my toungue slipped.Oopsy.
I will now narrate two incidents that took place in our class .
1. In science class after a teacher had conveyed the pudina news,we groaned like "Ayyooooooooo...."and then she entered.Pudina I mean Punida Ma'am.Then we said the same old"Sreeeeee Gurubyooooo Naamaahaa" and then we kept talking.We started complimenting her too like "Ma'am your perfume is very nice ma'am"(BTW,she smelled of Iodex or Amruthanjan balm smeared on her like soap.I felt sad for my friend she had to put up with it for 40 min.)and "Ma'am your salwar is very nice is it new?"(And her salwar didn't even contrast :she was dark and her salwar was a shani colour with black.)
Here is the conversation that took place:
(A noisy classroom with shouts from all directions with Pudina in the centre)
Ananya:"Shut up Mukund"
Mukund:"Shut up Ananya"
Noisy,yes.Funny,no.
Mr.Dancing Queen(Ananth Narasiman):"Ma'am did you know that*swaying*blah blah blah can suck energy?"

Ananya:Says something stupid.
Vignesh:Who is that arivusundari?
The teech talks to 2 boys behind me.
Teech:Let you both go out!!

2.Takes place in science lab with Teech

Me:Chattering noisily with friends.
She comes and says:
Teech:*glares at me and I start laughing*
Why are you showing your teeth?Teeth should not be shown.Keep them safely inside.

I swear,all her classes make me sleepy too.She drones on and on in a slow melancholy voice which makes the whole class sleep:
"Blakkity yakkity yak ..................And now we shall eh?"
*snore*"haah,hooom"*snore*

'Ew, Nasty' : An honest-to-goodness extract of life/Why Me??

2007-07-29T21:01:00.000+05:30

Ok.Take a deep breath.Relax.Now you shall take an exclusive sneek-peek into my new book:

Chapter 1:
Chicken Soup For the Evil Sister/The Devil

Everyone thinks that having an elder sister is totally cool.Sure it is.All my friends are like 'Ooh....your sister is so creative ya' and 'Hey I totally like love your sister's cell and da da da and blah blah kablooie.'But only I know the truth.Only I know :
The Good,The Bad, and the Kablooie of having an elder sister.
The Good:
>Total jealousy from friends (Hey I totally like love your sister's cell, like oh-my-god, she's so cool!)
>Free Project work (Like my charts and models .All of my friends/teachers were ga-ga over them), courtesy Lavanya
>Intelligent Conversation and our mutual obsession for books(I can't help it if my friends are airheads/teacher's don't understand what I'm telling them)

The Bad:
>Complete BOSSINESS ('Ey Varsha,poi book eduthundu va/thanni eduthundu va/"please pretty please" sollu .....I could go on forever!)
>Unfair 'BIG GIRL' advantage,when I sit on the computer and she shooes me off as if I'm a rodent and says 'Five minutes'.When I come back, its 'Five Minutes' again.And I get it after an hour, if I'm lucky.

The Kablooie:
>All the stuff we're supposed to 'share' is actually hers!
>I'm not allowed to print anything without Her Majesty's agreement.
>And I ALWAYS HAVE TO ABIDE BY HER PROCLAMATIONS!!!!!!!(Oh Please go Away! or *shove*Don't come near me!)
>The Devil's favorite!*snicker*Is to call my friends names{But some are highly appropriate} and this includes "airhead", "dumbass" "moron",and "ew....". Charming.

Sorry that's it for now.If you want to know how to take care of the devil,simply buy my book.All proceedings go to my charity for me.

Face it,It's DA BOMB!