New School, new news

I have graduated from middle school.
I'm now a freshman. Or freshwoman. Or frosh. Or whatever wacky name that you keep for a ninth grader. And now, since I have left middle school, I go to a new building for High School. I talk as if this is some huge transition, but it is kind of, well, BORING. There it was pink[not the school! The uniform]. Here, it's pastel yellow.[Both the school and the uniform. So we're a matching set. I mean, who matches BUILDINGS with UNIFORMS?]

So here I am, typing on my sister's laptop, as I try and fail miserably at doing my holiday homework, which has to be HAND-written[8th torture of the world. The first? The mine train ride. More later]. And on an A4 sheet. No lines. As if our handwriting isn't bad enough, THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO OFFER!

You can't see it, but there's steam out of my ears.

I can't do ANYTHING! I'm stuck. What the hell do you want me to post? Oh wait, I've got one!

So we have meditation every day[sick] and we have to do all these weird hand gestures. How does a hand gesture strengthen your back is still a mystery to me, like the Bermuda Triangle. And we have to keep our 'aaarmpittts clozed' 'backbon straitttt' 'chin ap' Try it, it's so much fun!


If you didn't notice the sarcasm, then you're an idiot(old news)

Now, I'm basically TRYING to win A Chanel Nouvelle Vague: Price: Rs. Rs 1350, limited edition. It's such a pretty shade of blue. It's jade, but at the same time, aqua and periwinkle blue. I know this because of my extensive CRAYOLA crayons(267, to be exact, in various colors, including the 'State Your Color' series). Chanel is classic. To win it, I must define new wave. So I just wrote what was on my mind, when I read 'New Wave'. Actually, New Wave translates to Nouvelle Vague. But that colour, oh my god, it is so pretty. How does Lagerfeld[if he is in charge of beauty as well] do this?

This is one of the PRETTIEST colours that I have seen. Don't you agree?

Well, you should, or you are blind AS WELL as an idiot. How is that for a double deal, suckers?

Ok, now I've run out of things to say. School will open soon, and probably a Fierce Fashion blog is in the making! All coming soon, so keep your eyes peeled. Oh wait, you're blind, how can you do that?