Great.
Just as I finished celebrating my 13th birthday in January, it's August.
4 months and I'll be 14.

And anyway, whats this OCD? Obsessive Cullen Disorder??
Sickos.
Cullens Suck! Woot Woot!
So does Twilight and everything else Cullen and Black and Swan.

Who likes Twilight? I don't. It is the WORST ever. A vamp. A girl. And a werewolf/boy with weirdo long hair.

And anyway, Robert Pattinson is so ugly. I mean, white skin isn't bad enough, and they added red spiked hair, which looks as if someone ran over his hair with a pack of dye and a lawnmower.
He looks as if someone stuck him in the freezer for too long.

And those gold and red eyes? Isn't the skin and the hair enough? But no, Stephanie Meyer had to add colour-changing eyes, because he's a ugly vampire.

A little summary of the plot.

Book 1: Bella moves to Forks and falls in love with this weirdo who wants to drink her blood
Book 2: The vamp runs away, and she starts liking Wolf-Boy.
Book 3: He comes back, and they love each other again. Wolf-Boy now acts as Bella's bother, I mean brother.
Book 4: They get married, she gets pregnant and to make her and her baby survive, she becomes a vamp.

Did I mention that the Cullens were part of the "Good Vamps" Club? And there was a stupid fight and everything with vamps all over the world coming together??

Oh god, Stephanie Meyer needs glasses because, as if a vamp family in a room isn't ugly enough, now they have to bring vamps all over the world together in a room?

Twilight: The next big Bore. And Ugly.