The height of stupidity = 169 cm

169cm. Not my height, doofus Ram. It's Lavanya's.
Let's rewind and replay, shall we?
L: Our Movie Land number is &@) right?
V: No dumbass, it's &#) !
L: Oh.


L: Varsha, naa ippo Meet the Spartans paaka poren.
[Varsha, now I'm gonna watch Meet the Spartans]
V: Ennavanalum pannu.
[Do whatever you want]
L: *ignoring comment* Ey, CD-a Movie Land kaaran kudukave illa! What nonsense is this!
[Hey, the guy at Movie Land never put the CD inside! What nonsense is this!] 
V: Aiyiyo![mock pity]
{Oh no!]
L: Phone-a kudu di. Ippove Movie Land kaaran ikku phone pannaren!
[ Give me the phone. I'll call the guy at Movie Land right away!]


On the phone


L: Hello, Movie Land-a? Sir, naa ippo than Dostana-va return panni Meet the Spartans-nu oru padam-a borrow pannen. Aana adhula CD illave illa. Eppadi?
[ Hello, is this Movie Land? Sir, I'd just returned Dostana and I borrowed Meet the Spartans. But there is no disc inside! How?]
Man: Naa vechchene, check pannitu. Naa thane card-la ezhudinen! CD irundhudhu! Neenga innu oru dharava paathutu phone pannunga ma.
[I kept it inside, after checking. I only wrote on the card! You check once more and call back madam.]
L: Oh. Okay.

L: Damn, where's the disc???????????
V: *points towards the top of Income Tax Vat and Service Tax book, in front of her on the desk, where the CD was*
L: Oh.



*hoots of laughter*