Look, the name's Vanilla Vats. Good at trashing people(who will remain anonymous, because I feel a little sorry for them). Also, I am quite good at studies and actually know how an ice-cream looks like(Irrelevant. Yes, I know.) I can pull of a lot of rude words if I want to and get away with it because I'm the goody-goody in class, that is when the teacher's there, of course. I am OK at Photoshop, apparent computer genius in school, and am very modest :D
Dreams?
NIFT, maybe? Addicted to dressing people up, I think a course in designing isn't that much of a bad choice.
Also, it is very hard to make people come back to your blog, well that is what I think. You keep having to go to everyone's pages which I don't understand(the posts, that is) and have to comment. Being frank here is a good thing.
Obsessions, if any?
Yeah. Stardoll, dressup games, Facebook(recent update) reading, eating? I don't know, go away!
God, it's so hard to write a post about yourself because sometimes you can't remember every single thing about yourself and secondly these mosquitoes are killing me! AAAARGHHHH!
Alrigh. Funny moments are something which have occured so many times & I wanna name a few. May I?
Nah, I don't really care upon your poinion anyways. (Yes. Obnoxious and happy)
Today, on the 22nd of October 2008, rain lashed Chennai as our school students full of glee ran in the water and basically made the teachers mad. So this girl, she sees her mom and she goes like:
(Mom wearing pants)
Student: Amma, Amma!(Mom, Mom!)Pull up your panties!
Mom: Whaa..?*looks down*
Alright she meant to say "pants" instead of "panties" and horrifically failed.
:D
Eerrghhhhhhhh
Random nonsense is shown above.
I'd also like to say why I read everyone's blogs(Well, I try to!)
>Chutney: She'd kill me if I didn't
>Neon: It's randomly funny. Non-lame-o. At times.
>Ok: Umm...reading aargh is good for you? I don't know! Dude! Get a new idea book!
>Shenoy: Funny. REAL funny. The videos make me ROFL.
>Lemonade: Pretty....
>maxdavinci: Saves me money on bogus movies.
>gradwolf: It's all geek to me.
>Krish Ashok: Funny when I can understand. If not, then it's just random words strung together.
>busy-writer: =)
>BPSK: Humorous.
I'll get back to all of you ASAP, ok? Bye for now.
(God, I sound like Geetha Ramani aka rasogulla)
ttyl?
No! This isn't chat!
Toodle-oo?
I sound like Mickey Mouse.
This is obnoixiousness at it's very best, signing off?
That sounds like a news channel.
Oh, I got it!
Dhanyavadhaha!
12 demented thoughts :D:
1. "actually know how an ice-cream looks like(Irrelevant. Yes, I know.)"
Totally irrelevant.
2. "Also, it is very hard to make people come back to your blog, well that is what I think"
You kidding me? I wish I had some fans as you have.
3. "Nah, I don't really care upon your poinion anyways.
Vikram and I plan on recruiting you in our meanie gang.
4. "Umm...reading aargh is good for you? I don't know! Dude! Get a new idea book!"
My family total damage. Ear. Blood. Why blood?
As Ram suggested, you seem like the perfect fit for our gang. Let us know if you're interested, if you're not, it doesn't really matter.
Primary responsibilities include but not limited to:
1. Leaving mean comments on blogs on purpose.
2. Following up with more mean comments on purpose.
3. Deflating egos for no reason.
...so on and so forth.
Before I sign off, a little bit of practice and hanging out with greats such as Ram and me, you can take obnoxiousness to a whole new level.
You in?
@ V: Greats as you and Ram?
RAight. Varsha, hang out with Drenched and me instead, You'd just learn so much more. And if it is about being mean also, we'd teach you faster :D
@S,
You only talk the talk.
We keep it real.
@S: When was the last time you were mean to someone on a blog? All I see are "Oh! You are so correct. Muaaaah! Huggggggg! Aren't we all pretty." kinda comments on that pugslie and silly billy blog.
At least drenched has some amount of meanness.
All I will say is, wait and watch.
geek ah?
ennadhu?
geek ah?
geek ku spelling also i donno!
saves money on bogus movies!
well if thats service to mankind then so be it!
Please write a new post. All other blogs are very boring.
nift? really? lol
let me know if you need any help..
Ha Ha
It's much much harder when all you post on your blog is total trash or random discussions on advanced physics that do not interest laymen or extended essays on things that only philosophers discuss and on top of that, insist on writing it in SMSish :D
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