So this is it. This is the long-awaited 50th post.And the first completed year. Yes, it's true. My blog has turned one. And no, there is no treat for you. So, you will be experiencing a more experienced experience, if you know what I mean. This post is going to be all about me, in 50 points. So if you don't like me, well, I suggest that you leave immediatly or have a delicious knuckle sandwich.
So, you want to know about me? #1Well, I am Vanilla Vats, 12 years old, PSBBian.
VII-C-ian.
World-ian.
Moving on. #2 I really hate people who irritate me for no reason whatsoever.
#3 I am getting a dog soon. So if you come to my house and you are mean to me, I'll set my dog on you.
#4 I like to hate people. Especially people like Anjali.
#5 Thank you for reading my blog
#6 If you ever use YouTube, make sure you save the Sam Anderson Videos.
#5 I have a sound number of pen-pals. Yes it's true.
#7 I like my taste. If you don't like it, it's your loss
#8 I am obnoxious. And if you've just realized it, congrats, you've won "Nerd of the Year"
#9 I think that how many ever times I see "The Suite life of Zack and Cody" or " Hannah Montana, I will still laugh.
#10 Don't bug me.
#11 Shut Up.
#12 I hate it when Lavanya whines.
#13 I hate studying.
#14 This is point no. 14, right?
#15 BOLD gives it a BOLD look. What else would it give?
#16 I like virtual reality where you can buy COACH shoes for 4 Dollars. OR MOSCHINO Belts for 2 dollars. Life is nice when it's virtual.
#17 You are a Kablooiefyed mess. I am a Kablooiefyed mess. Get the picture? Don't worry, I am prettier than you.
#18 You are weird, Wicked:d.
#19 I think that I deserve a Blogger Award for "Most Promising Young Blogger Who Will Go Far![a MPYBWWGF]"
#20 I'm 12.
#21 Celebrities like Heidi Klum sure know how to dress!
#22 I like pizza.
#23 I like it when people compliment me.
#24 I may hate you for no reason whatsoever.
#25 I am sort of clever.
#26 I am the only person in the class who has a sister who does my homework.
#27 Maths, English and Games are the only stuff I am good at.
#28 I enjoy swimming. Who doesn't?
#29 Please own up in the comments box if you are a girl/boy/something in between, if you don't know how to swim.
#30 70's rocks. Peace.
#31 Some blogs turn me on. Others, turn me off.
#32 If you are a 4th Std/ 5th Std from PSBB who has stumbled upon my blog by accident, please note that faking an American Accent will only lead you to the " IDIOT " category.
#33 I am a Capricorn.
#34 I really like to cook/bake. And yes, I AM good at it.
#35 Note to the reader: If you are bored, go and get a glass of cold water. Then, dump it on your face, it will make a big difference to your face. Go ahead. Do it.
#36 I'd like to know what the difference is between mass and weight. I am not very good at Science.
#37 I like Golden Retrievers. Here's a cute picture of one:
Awwwww. . .
#38 I sometimes wonder what happens when we die.
#39 I HATE injections.
#40 I LOVE to make fun of Anjali. His name is actually Ananth, but he does not respond to it. He only responds to Anjali or Gitanjali or Pushpanjali.
#41 And yes, the above point is true.
#42 I don't really want to write this, but I think that sometimes people think I am a nerd in English. I can't help it if I am good at it!
#43 Only 7 more to go! Whohoo!
#44 I have seen Maya Ravan twice, and both were great! Seriously, she doesn't look 42!
#45 Blogger Baby Aditya is so cute! It's on the Dashboard page.
#46 I don't understand why people like Krish Ashok have comments. Seriously, it's just a place where you can read posts which are damn funny.
#47 When the flour was talking to the butter during the time of beating, it asked:
Flour: What are they doing to us?
And the Butter says,
Butter: Beats me!
#48 If you don't get the above joke, you are classifyed "Nitwit of the Year"
#49 When people like Neon complain about watching soaps on weekends, we have to tolerate every day! I can't even STAND looking at Malavika's face on Sun TV. Or is it Kalaignar TV?
Whatever.
Sheesh.
And you think you have problems.
#50 This is the last point which is very important. Don't tell ANYONE.
Pinky Swear?
I have a bad feeling about this. . . but listen:
.
.
.
.
.
Cross Your Heart and Hope to Die.
Stick a needle in your eye.
Eat cowdung as I fie,
That I have never tasted rye.
Buh - Bye.
So, you want to know about me? #1Well, I am Vanilla Vats, 12 years old, PSBBian.
VII-C-ian.
World-ian.
Moving on. #2 I really hate people who irritate me for no reason whatsoever.
#3 I am getting a dog soon. So if you come to my house and you are mean to me, I'll set my dog on you.
#4 I like to hate people. Especially people like Anjali.
#5 Thank you for reading my blog
#6 If you ever use YouTube, make sure you save the Sam Anderson Videos.
#5 I have a sound number of pen-pals. Yes it's true.
#7 I like my taste. If you don't like it, it's your loss
#8 I am obnoxious. And if you've just realized it, congrats, you've won "Nerd of the Year"
#9 I think that how many ever times I see "The Suite life of Zack and Cody" or " Hannah Montana, I will still laugh.
#10 Don't bug me.
#11 Shut Up.
#12 I hate it when Lavanya whines.
#13 I hate studying.
#14 This is point no. 14, right?
#15 BOLD gives it a BOLD look. What else would it give?
#16 I like virtual reality where you can buy COACH shoes for 4 Dollars. OR MOSCHINO Belts for 2 dollars. Life is nice when it's virtual.
#17 You are a Kablooiefyed mess. I am a Kablooiefyed mess. Get the picture? Don't worry, I am prettier than you.
#18 You are weird, Wicked:d.
#19 I think that I deserve a Blogger Award for "Most Promising Young Blogger Who Will Go Far![a MPYBWWGF]"
#20 I'm 12.
#21 Celebrities like Heidi Klum sure know how to dress!
#22 I like pizza.
#23 I like it when people compliment me.
#24 I may hate you for no reason whatsoever.
#25 I am sort of clever.
#26 I am the only person in the class who has a sister who does my homework.
#27 Maths, English and Games are the only stuff I am good at.
#28 I enjoy swimming. Who doesn't?
#29 Please own up in the comments box if you are a girl/boy/something in between, if you don't know how to swim.
#30 70's rocks. Peace.
#31 Some blogs turn me on. Others, turn me off.
#32 If you are a 4th Std/ 5th Std from PSBB who has stumbled upon my blog by accident, please note that faking an American Accent will only lead you to the " IDIOT " category.
#33 I am a Capricorn.
#34 I really like to cook/bake. And yes, I AM good at it.
#35 Note to the reader: If you are bored, go and get a glass of cold water. Then, dump it on your face, it will make a big difference to your face. Go ahead. Do it.
#36 I'd like to know what the difference is between mass and weight. I am not very good at Science.
#37 I like Golden Retrievers. Here's a cute picture of one:
Awwwww. . .#38 I sometimes wonder what happens when we die.
#39 I HATE injections.
#40 I LOVE to make fun of Anjali. His name is actually Ananth, but he does not respond to it. He only responds to Anjali or Gitanjali or Pushpanjali.
#41 And yes, the above point is true.
#42 I don't really want to write this, but I think that sometimes people think I am a nerd in English. I can't help it if I am good at it!
#43 Only 7 more to go! Whohoo!
#44 I have seen Maya Ravan twice, and both were great! Seriously, she doesn't look 42!
#45 Blogger Baby Aditya is so cute! It's on the Dashboard page.
#46 I don't understand why people like Krish Ashok have comments. Seriously, it's just a place where you can read posts which are damn funny.
#47 When the flour was talking to the butter during the time of beating, it asked:
Flour: What are they doing to us?
And the Butter says,
Butter: Beats me!
#48 If you don't get the above joke, you are classifyed "Nitwit of the Year"
#49 When people like Neon complain about watching soaps on weekends, we have to tolerate every day! I can't even STAND looking at Malavika's face on Sun TV. Or is it Kalaignar TV?
Whatever.
Sheesh.
And you think you have problems.
#50 This is the last point which is very important. Don't tell ANYONE.
Pinky Swear?
I have a bad feeling about this. . . but listen:
.
.
.
.
.
Cross Your Heart and Hope to Die.
Stick a needle in your eye.
Eat cowdung as I fie,
That I have never tasted rye.
Buh - Bye.
10 demented thoughts :D:
This post was worth the wait :)
"70's rocks. Peace."
Haha, this just made me laugh out loud.
hehe! cute post! and i DONT know howta swim. :|
Bull's Eye at Beijing - Abhinav Bindra.
Have a nice day
KM
http://km-onlinehomejobs.blogspot.com
lol! I loved #19, #26 [:D] #48 and the cold water one! classic varsha! you are forgiven for pinching me and sitting on top of me in order to capture the comp to type this post. Orey the kaamedy!
@ neon:
Good to know! :)
@ B-W
You don't know how to swim?
You are rejected. :P
lol
@KM
Abba- wuh?
@laaaalu=D
:)
I can see you have mentioned somebody more than what is necessary.
In any case that was a funny post. Esp. the water bit. I am sure chutney would have done that:).
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12 you say! commendable...
I was still playing I-Spy or ice-spice as they say when I was yor age.
Ram maama, is weird! LOLed like hell...
So does my blog turn you on or off? Oh wait you haven't read it...
#35 was nice, and BTW I did organize maya ravan here in the US. We had lunch together and damn shez magnificent!
@ wicked,
Yes. I have :)
@KM
Thanks.
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